It's a very exciting day in the VFTW family as our all-time favorite plant Carly Smithson has a little seedling in her belly!
Read on to see an exclusive picture only VFTW has of Carly's sonogram...
By WHATEVIA SANTIAGO, AP Awards Show Correpondent – Thurs Jun 16, 11:51 pm ET
Newly engaged Paul McDonald has more than just his fiancee Nikki Reed to celebrate; he's also the winner of 4 Whatevia Awards. The Whatevia Awards take place every year on the Vote for the Worst website to honor and award the entertaining moments that the site's viewers loved but America hated.
McDonald took home the award for Favorite VFTW Performer, as well as an award for his rose suits in the Favorite VFTW Wardobe Choice category. He was also part of the group that won Best Karaoke Performance by a Duo or Group for "So What" and won his fourth award for outlasting Pia Toscano and causing outrage among American Idol fans. When asked what winning 4 Whatevia Awards meant to him, Paul gave an inspiring acceptance speech that started with, "How y'all doin' this evening?" and then transitioned into incoherent rambling.
Casey Abrams nearly deficated on himself after winning the Favorite Performance by a Lead Karaoke Singer for "Smells Like Teen Spirit," not because he was excited, but because he has ulcerative colitis. Ulcerative colitis is a type of inflamatory bowel disease that affects the large intestine and rectum. The disease affects 50 of every 10,000 people. To celebrate, Abrams and recent girlfriend Haley Reinhart spent 10 minutes growling into a microphone on the stage, causing host Dave Della Terza to give them a standing ovation. "I loved that shit," Della Terza said in a post-show press conference
Other winners included Fantasia's "Collard Greens and Cornbread" in the Favorite American Idol Alumni Train Wreck Song Release category and Taylor Hicks's performance with Steven Colbert in the Favorite American Idol Alumni Moment of the Year.
The return of the Constantine Maroulis Lifetime Acheievement Award of Suck went to overall failure Carly Smithson for losing yet another record deal and making almost no money while perfoming at Idol events. When asked for comment, Smithson rasied her middle finger and started to cry. Smithson's biggest fan, Richard Rushfield, was seen rocking back and forth and muttering to himself shortly after the awards ceremony eneded.
After finding out that she did not win any awards, Haley Reinhart smoked a bowl and said, "Well, that's the breaks, kid. At least I can go back to my job at Hooters. Anyone got any Cheetos?" Two-time nominee Rachel Zevita was spotted at the Naima Adedapo after party asking how she could've lost after she wore a cape on stage. Adedapo lamented, saying. "I know, girl. I screamed 'Boom fire!' and danced like I was having a seizure. I guess American Idol really is biased toward guys."
The full list of nominees and winners is available by clicking "read more."
The failing never stops. As Vote for the Worst predicted 2 years ago, Carly Smithson's band We Are the Fallen did not succeed and they are no longer with Universal Republic. Band member Ben Moody took to Facebook to make the announcement. How many fails is this for Carly now? Sorry Richard Rushfield, Carly will never be a success unless she starts a failing business. That's the one thing she's good at.
Carly Smithson, the official Fail Whale of VFTW, is failing again. This time, she gets pissy with a reporter from the Tacoma News Tribune Newspaper who asks her about inevitable comparisons to Amy Lee since she now fronts a band with the members of Amy's old band, Evanescence. A simple enough and relevant enough question, but Carly becomes incredibly defensive and obnoxious, then lies (as always) and says she's never listened to Evanescence before. So then how come she performed their songs on the American Idol 7 summer tour? Busted. Again. Who seriously wants to work with this woman?