Danny Noriega released a new song. While his voice is very shaky and doesn't stay on key well, and the song sounds like a reject from Gaspy's album, this is way better than anything we ever expected from him. Nothing amazing, but Danny seems to actually be trying for a career now. It's probably too late though.

You voted, we counted. Here's the winners of the 2009 Whatevia Awards. (For the original nominees, click here).

1. Favorite Female VFTW Peformance: Megan Joy - Rockin Robin

2. Favorite Male VFTW Performance: Nick Mitchell as Normund Gentle - And I Am Telling You

3. Favorite Group VFTW Performance: Katrina Darrell and Kara DioGuardi - Vision of Live (finale)

4. Favorite VFTW Contestant Male: Nick Mitchell

5. Favorite VFTW Contestant Female: Tatiana Del Toro

6. Worst Post AI Song: Danny Noriega featuring Diamonique - 24/7

7. Biggest Douche: Danny Gokey

8. VFTW Moment of the Year: Danny Gokey screams at the end of his "Dream On" performance

9. Favorite Message Board Thread: AI8 Photochop Thread

10. Favorite Radio Show Moment: Aperilla calls in and keeps calling back as the hosts hang up on her.

11. Favorite Photochop

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12. Favorite Video: There Are No Standards

13. Favorite Troll Post: aperilla12: I have a baby. But you're right, never been fucked.

14. Favorite Piece of Hate Mail: Hey guys. I am 13 years old which is way older than you

all are I'm sure because you're all so immature! As you can already

tell, I am a very good insulter so I suggest leaving now before you get

hurt and ashamed by my words. I can't help it if you don't take this

warning seriously. So scadaddle while you can. I take extra course

history and other classes and always get straight As, when I bet you

guys haven't even gotten higher than a D ever! Last warning if you

don't like being insulted. You guys are soooo creative! Calling

Archuleta "Gaspy" was so clever! Gaspy sounds good, considering it has

no resemblence to Archuleta whatsoever. You guys need some new,

CREATIVE nicknames for the idols this season. That is called sarcasm in

case you guys are incapable of comprehending. Since you called

Archuleta a name, I figure it's appropriate under these specific

circumstances to call you guys a name. Therefore, by the power of

myself and my well-run club against this site and you guys, we now

sentence you to the name of "F*ckboobs". That's right, we will spread

the word and pretty soon, everybody will be saying F*ckboobs instead of

Vote for the Worst! Aren't you happy? I am! And since it is under the

First Amendment which states we all have freedom of speech, nothing is

stopping me from continuing my f*ckboob wrath on you f*ckboobs. The

world will be so f*ckboobed with your f*ckboobedness that even Ryan

Seacrest will be bleeped out when discussing you f*ckboobs! So even

though this letter may be a few months late from Season 7, I feet it's

better late than never. So enjoy being called f*ckboobs forever and

ever. You should change your name now to f*ckboobs because you all

f*ckboob yourself f*ckboobedly to your own f*ckboobed f*ckboobs.

F*CKBOOBS.

-Haleigh

15. Favorite Avatar: Cinemaniac

16. Favorite Main Page VFTW Post: Adam Lambert Likes to Take Pictures of Himself Making Out With Some Dude

There's a reason this guy was the VFTW contestant. This is pure, awful ridiculousness in video form. Enjoy!

Danny Noriega brings idiocy to a new level. On a new YouTube video, he complains that he is receiving a ticket for driving in the carpool lane by himself. Danny should've just told the officer that he was riding along with his overinflated ego, which is clearly the size of another person.