Kelly Clarkson Makes the Stupidest Decision of Her Career

Posted by thefunnystone on Friday, October 24, 2008 at 4:41 PM EDT

Kelly Clarkson made headlines last year for her public tussle with Clive Davis over wanting to not sell out and instead record her own music. After a failed album, we guess Kelly has decided to sell out. MJ's Big Blog found this photo on producer Howard Benson's MySpace. It's captioned "Me, Kelly Clarkson, Chris Daughtry at recording session for duet." God no! Kelly, what are you thinking? You don't need this tool to record new music. He looks like an evil turd. Kelly Clarkson just went down 500 cool points in our book. Hopefully she puts out a decent album and the duet is just for some stupid Idol promo. What a shame!

Clive Davis Kicked Out Again

Posted by thefunnystone on Friday, April 18, 2008 at 4:27 PM EDT

Call it Kelly Clarkson's revenge. This week, the corpse of Clive Davis was replaced as chariman and chief executive officer of BMG. Clive was demoted to the position of Chief Creative Officer, also known as Worthless Token Position Where Clive Can't Do Much. Does this mean we won't have to see him doing the corpse shuffle on the Idol finales anymore? Can we stop looking at his rotting flesh in HD? Well, we hope to look half as good as old Clivey when we're 150 too.

Looks like Idol isn't the magic formula after all. While one former Idol at least got something at the Grammies (Carrie Underwood won Best Female Country Vocal Performance, and songwriters for Farmbot and Boomie won in 2 other categories), the other Idols left empty-handed. Major tool Daughtry rightfully lost in all categories except for Worst Performance by a Tool with an Idiotic Tattoo (he almost lost to Blake Lewis), while Mantasia, Kelly Clarkson, and homophobe Mandisa also took home nothing. Don't be sad, kids. You can still come back to sing Idol Gives Head 2.0 since you'll likely be forced to anyway. And we just had to post this funny picture of John Mayer and Daughtry at the finale, courtesy of MJ's Big Blog. Leave us a comment and write a caption!

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