He lets Extra film him while he gets a microderm abrasion. So sad. The unintentionally funny moments of the video are when he pretends to be straight and the announcer refers to him as not liking girly things, he refers to himself as "performing" but doesn't specify stripping or singing (it's stripping), and when he desperately pimps his MySpace at the end as if people will care to listen to him sing.

OK, so we overexaggerated on the last story. Constantine has work... in Desperation Tour 2008! Actually, it's just 4 American Idol finalists singing Christmas songs on December 3rd at the State Theatre in Easton, PA. The desperate out-of-work Idols who will be performing there are Constantine (ugh!), Kimberly Caldwell (double ugh!), David Hernandez (who?), and Diana Degarmo. Seriously, Diana. We don't even care that much about you but you can definitely do better than this group of desperate wannabes. Drop out and let someone truly pathetic take your place... like Carly Smithson. Thanks to MJ's Big Blog for the tip!

Nice try, Caden. Perez Hilton has pictures up of David Hernandez making out with a desperate female who doesn't know he's gay. And behind him is probably his current trick saying, "Are we done with this fake stuff yet so we can go back to the hotel room and bone?" Poor, Caden. So desperate for attention. David who?

PageSix has a post-boot interview with David Hernandez where he says he's not ashamed of his stripper past. David is quoted as saying, “I think America is smart enough by now to know that people’s personal lives should not influence their musical career.” People's personal lives ALWAYS affect their careers. *cough* Britney Spears *cough* David also says that the producers knew about his stripping all along (duh) and that he's “not ashamed of anything in my past.” Past? This was like 5 months ago. You were doing it up until you had to leave for Hollywood week on Idol. That's not your past, that's like yesterday. Oh well, his delusions about getting a record deal are even funnier, but hey, maybe America likes closeted gay stripper pizza bistro workers more than we think! Maybe this whole thing has just taught him to stop lying for no reason at least.