The song is called "Wash Me". Apparently Michael Johns just figured out what the rest of the world already knew... he needs a bath. Desperately. Do something about that greasy hair, dude.

It's great to see Michael doing something for charity, as his heart seems to be in the right place. But the song is pretty bad. Though for the ALS charity, we hope the frauen and company actually do help support the song or at least donate on their own.

Michael Johns, taking cues from Ramiele and thinking he can have a career in the Philippines too, performed on a Filipino show called ASAP. Guess he can only have a career singing on Idol type shows? What happened to the Beatles/Stones/INXS whatever album?

Today is the Aussie Douche's 30th birthday. Coincidentally, he doesn't look a day over 40.