Scotty McCreery just sang his heart out on the last ever Idol performance show. He's been consistently crappy all season and didn't grow whatsoever. He must be rewarded for this. Besides, if Scotty wins, he completes the Kristy Lee Cook curse. After our favorite "Eight Days a Week" singer was unfairly voted out in season 7, she cursed American Idol by only allowing white guys with guitars to win the show. First was David Cook. Then, Kris Allen. Last year was Lee DeWyze. All we need now is Scotty McCreery and we spell Kris-ty Lee Cook. Avenge Kristy and vote your tails off for Scotty. (Then again, if Lauren wins, Kristy still gets her vengeance because "Like My Mother Does" is a song from her failed post-Idol album). 

You have 4 numbers to choose from: 1-866-IDOLS-01, 1-866-IDOLS-03, 1-866-IDOLS-05, and 1-866-IDOLS-07. Whichever is least busy, use that one. Also, text VOTE to 5701. And don't forget to get in your 50 votes at Americanidol.com.

This isn't just American Idol. It's destiny. Saint Antonella has deemed it so that music industry messiah Scotty McCreey will win and put out the worst album ever recorded in the history of music. We can't wait for that to happen!

And no matter what, Kristy Lee Cook has gotten her revenge on Idol by helping produce the #worstfinaleever. Kristy's dead former horse must be so proud.

We're teaming with AOL Television to name the 12 worst 'American Idol' semifinalists ever. We'll be posting one finalist each week. Check back next Tuesday for our pick at #11. 

AOL Television and Vote for the Worst bring you the 12 Worst Finalists in American Idol history. Other people may have hated them, but Vote for the Worst loves these misunderstood geniuses for the entertainment value they brought to American Idol. So their "worst" is our "best", and we're gonna tell you why.

Check out #12: Kristy Lee Cook at AOL Television today. Kristy Lee Cook started out innocently enough talking about how she sold her horse to get onto American Idol. She warbled her way through the semifinals unnoticed, but won VFTW's heart with her top 12 performance of "Eight Days a Week" that is still considered one of the worst Idol performances of all time. Kristy then lasted all the way until the top 7 (with VFTW's help), kicking out favorite Michael "Aussie Douche Bag" Johns. People were mad, but VFTW cheered, and it helped Kristy score her spot on the list.

We'll be switching back and forth to get the entire list of 12 up. Our pick for #11 will be posted on next Tuesday.

Kristy Lee Cook is now hosting a show for the Outdoor Channel, and in the show, she's shooting at white tail deer. Wasn't she an animal lover or something? Then again, she did "sell her horse" to get on Idol. But hey, Kristy's OK in our book, so good for her for getting some more work. (Via MJ's Big Blog)

Honestly, what kind of self-absorbed morons actually use Twitter to update people on every little thing they do? We are convinced that Twitter only exists so that when we need a good laugh, we can log on and see just how idiotic some of the Idol contestants are. Case in point, it would be fun right now to find Danny Gokey doing something stupid that will inevitably lead to ruining his career, Jorbacca talking about how much she loves to stuff food in her face, and a contestant talking about VFTW:

DannyGokey: I overslept and missed 3 radio interviews....i feel so stupid.

TheRealJordin (Jordin Sparks): TOBLERONEEEEEE

Ramiele: @kristyleecook OMG you have a twitter! If it wasn't for you, I would be the one @Votefortheworst would have picked!

Ta da! Maybe Twitter isn't so useless after all. Of course, you can watch the VFTW Twitter where we send people stupid messages and generally mock other Twitter users as well.

ETA: Turns out the Ramiele twitter is fake. This is her real one. Would someone get her to explain what "pots n pans blitches fuck wid it" means? And why would someone waste time pretending to be Ramiele? This makes no sense.