Mark did Bleeding Love by Leona Lewis tonight and someone is going to have to slap him with a giant cod as once again Mark didn't dance. Who has gotten to our Chubby Newfie Grape? Is John Brunton so paranoid of VFTW that he has threatened Mark with horrible things should he dance? Stop being morons, CTV...you've already lost all of Canada; you don't need to lose VFTW too. LET MARK DANCE!

While we may be disappointed once again, it's not like the other 6 pieces of white toast on this show have any of the glorious VFTW potential of Mark so keep voting for him at 1-866-943-6501 for the full 2 hours. Newfoundland's on holiday and passed out drunk on their lawns so it's all up to VFTW.

CTV has done everything possible the past two weeks to dance-proof its show (and sabotage VFTW pick Mark Day) so just in case anyone has forgotten why VFTW and the rest of the World fell in love with Mark in the first place, here's an awesome video VFTW's purpledarklighter made with all of Mark's awesome Chubby Newfie Grapeness, shaking Cod Cheeks and, of course, his incredible dancing!

CTV's been holding Mark back the past two weeks but it's all going to backfire on them in one giant cod explosion Monday night. Check VFTW for updates after the show and vote for Mark for the full two hours, as the rest of Canada will be on holliday and passed out drunk on their lawns and it'll be all up to us!

Mark Day is in the top 7! He was in the bottom 3 this week, but luckily, Canada made the right choice and saved him. Sadly, we did lose the younger Pig Vagina, an oustanding VFTW backup for his unintentionally hilarious performances. But hey, if it's to save Mark, we're all for it. Bye bye, Piggy. We'll see Mark next week in the top 7. He MUST make Anne Murray week!

God, that episode was boring. So we must help Mark Day survive or the show will implode. Vote 1-866-943-6503 as much as possible tonight. And thanks for the shoutout, Zack. But we still find Amberly boring. Convince her to sing something funky and peppy and maybe we'll talk. We don't hate her, we just want her to stop putting us to sleep every week. Seriously.