Even American Idol Wants The Castros To FOAD
Posted by smarterthanpickler on Wednesday, January 27, 2010 at 9:52 AM EST
Jason Castro - Let's Just Fall In Love Again Music Video
Posted by againstallodds on Thursday, October 15, 2009 at 4:34 AM EDT
It's not worth watching. Let us summarize for you. Cash-ho has a stupid look on his face the entire time, he likes to take pictures, and some dude reading a newspaper gives him a dirty look for not bathing.
Jason Castro's Album Pushed Back To Next Year
Posted by thefunnystone on Wednesday, October 07, 2009 at 5:26 PM EDT
Atlantic Records will keep pushing back Jason Castro's album until it fades into oblivion and they don't have to release it. This is not shocking news whatsoever. But don't worry about Jason, the contract won't affect him. He has already used the paper to roll some joints and gotten his fans to send him some primo weed, so he's doing fine.
Two Douchebags Sing Together
Posted by thefunnystone on Friday, October 02, 2009 at 2:28 PM EDT
Another year, another Castro auditioning for the show. Michael surely was excited last night to see himself again on TV. Well, he saw himself alright...in a montage of loser Adam Lambert wannabes! (around 0:20 mark) Castros, will you get it already; NOBODY WANTS YOU! Michael, stop trying out. Jason, never ask to be on the show again. The little Castro sister, don't try out. Beasty, stop counting on your kids for cash. GO AWAY!!!