For some reason, Jason Castro wants to be the next Tiffany, so his label is sending him on a mall tour. That's not the sad part. The concerts are all free, so the greedy Cash-ho family won't even be making any money off of it. Beasty sad. Because we know no one is actually interested in attending even a free mall performance, above is a video of Jason playing a terrible song at the Gap so you know what you're not missing.

If you search for Jason Castro at the iTunes Store, you get 2 results from Jason himself, but you also get a 3rd result that is hilariously fitting. Try it for yourself!

Jason Castro, money grubbing American Idol 7 finalist, tells a TMZ reporter "I've never been stoned before in my life" in this video. Too bad we already have a picture that suggests otherwise. And we're sure there are 100 more out there. It's doubtful that anyone is dumb enough to think Jason doesn't smoke pot. The kid is probably single handedly keeping the market alive in his hometown.

Instead of begging for free laptops and trips or stealing money from teenagers, the greedy Castro family is now attempting to sell Jason's music to make some money. Sounds semi-legit, until you realize that it's just another ridiculously overpriced scam. Jason's new single Let's Just Fall In Love Again (which is crap) is being released, and lucky fans have the honor of purchasing it in a fan pack. One of the possible fan packs sells for only $399.99. That's right. Just under $400. But wait! You don't just get the song. You also get a one year pass to the Cash-Ho fan club, a 5 minute phone call, an outgoing voice message, an autographed poster, never before seen pictures, and some other crap that includes the song. One song. This family is ridiculous. Anyone who buys this crap to enable the Cash-Hos needs to be taken out back and shot. Besides, the fan pack's t-shirt size only goes up to XL, and we know the frauen won't fit into that.