Each week, we'll be featuring the worst songs from each year this decade. We'll be counting down the absolute worst songs to come out each year from 2000 to 2009, and we'll be bringing back all of the songs you wish you'd forgotten. These are the songs that people just can't seem to believe exist, because they're just so terrible. There is a good mixture of guilty pleasures (the awfully funny) and complete crapfests (the awful with no merit). At the end of the 10 weeks, you'll have an opportunity to vote on the worst song of the decade.
2007 was the year that record labels let teenagers run crazy and release any terrible song they could come up with. We were also introduced to some horrific dances that were accompanied by even more horrific songs. If you don't remember how much you hated Top 40 radio in 2007, take a walk down memory lane and relive your suicidal thoughts:
10. Good Charlotte - I Don't Wanna Be in Love (Dance Floor Anthem)
The lead singer is nasally and the song is about how Hillary Duff or whatever her name is was too good for him so she dumped him. Now he got Nicole Richie pregnant. Trading down, my friend. Trading down.
Each week, we'll be featuring the worst songs from each year this decade. We'll be counting down the absolute worst songs to come out each year from 2000 to 2009, and we'll be bringing back all of the songs you wish you'd forgotten. These are the songs that people just can't seem to believe exist, because they're just so terrible. There is a good mixture of guilty pleasures (the awfully funny) and complete crapfests (the awful with no merit). At the end of the 10 weeks, you'll have an opportunity to vote on the worst song of the decade.
2006 was the year where artists who just plain can't sing dominated the airwaves. A woman who was famous for a sex tape, the most obnoxious overuser of autotune, a lonely goatherd, and others made the radio a painful place. You couldn't turn the dial without your eardrums splitting open. Could 2006 be the worst year for music ever, or will 2009 make 2006 seem utterly brilliant? As we start to head to the end of the decade, check out the songs that made you lose faith in humanity in 2006:
10. Daniel Powter – Bad Day
This song just blows. American Idol sent it to radio repeat hell, but it was a bad song to begin with. So what, you had a bad day? I can't hear this song anymore without picturing awful slow motion montages with the words "it was a great experience" and "I'm so proud of myself" over and over. Not to mention Daniel Powter says in interviews that he doesn't even like it that much. If he doesn't even like it and he makes stupid frowny faces everytime he talks about it, I'm sure not going to like it.
Unfortunately, two of the most VFTW contestants ever to appear on a reality show, John and Edward, were voted off of the UK's X Factor tonight. Bad choice, England. It's not as if the other acts are really all that great anyway, so Jedward should've stuck around for entertainment value. But alas, it is not a time to mourn, but a time to celebrate all that was the last 7 weeks of Jedwardy goodness. It was a good run, boys, and we like your style. Thanks for the entertainment and we hope to see an upcoming Jedward Land stage show. We'll continue to support your awesome antics no matter what you do.
A British TV commercial for the company Any Junk? parodies Jedward by throwing them into their dump truck. Jedward are becoming international icons and we're loving it. Let's hope they're safe tomorrow!