Another year, another VFTW Victory! And American Idol made it too easy, providing us with contestants like Tatiana and Normund Gentle. But little did they know their greatest gift to us was the train wreck known as Adam Lambert, his housewife fans and his epic failure of a career. Read on to see all the other kind gifts given to VFTW in 2009 by American Idol, along with all other going-ons in the wacky Universe of voteforetheworst.com

Joanna Pacitti Doesn't Realize Her Third 15 Minutes Are Over

Posted by thefunnystone on Wednesday, February 25, 2009 at 12:17 PM EST

Joanna Pacitti thinks people still care about her. Well, at least we can mock her for that. When asked by Access Hollywood if the producers of Idol knew she was friends with big wigs on their staff, Joplanta replied, "I’m not really sure,” she said, “I was kind of like focusing on the music. So I kind of didn’t get involved in all the business stuff.” Of course. You were so focused on forgetting your words that you didn't concern yourself with breaking contract because your friends got you a spot on the show. Makes sense. Good thing VFTW and other news sources concerned ourselves, because now you're gone. Joplanta also says record labels are interested in her. She failed to mention it was due to the fact that their staff rooms needed coasters, and she has plenty of copies of This Crazy Life left.

Joanna Pacitti Naked With Boyfriend

Posted by thefunnystone on Saturday, February 14, 2009 at 8:41 AM EST

We have decided to take down the picture of Joanna and her boyfriend naked because we got this scary, grammatically perfect letter from this dude. We don't own the picture, so sure we'll take it down, but we also want to share the letter for your enjoyment. Too bad the guy didn't want the extra hits to his website from ours. Ah well!

my name is ute ville, i'm a photographer in los angeles,

you took a picture of joanna pacitti and her boyfriend from my website and placed it on your website,

i want you to take this picture down asap or i will contact my loyer,

ute ville

We apologize to you and your loyer.

 

Joanna Pacitti Even Fails In a Bikini

Posted by thefunnystone on Friday, February 13, 2009 at 3:14 PM EST

The New York Post found pictures of American Idol failure Joanna Pacitti in her bikini. The pictures were apparently taken for a Brazillian bikini line last October... which is after she tried out for American Idol and complained how she never gets a chance. And just like everything Joanna has done, these pictures are lame. So now she's stealing Bikini Girl and Casey Carlson's shticks? This won't buy her any more fame, it'll just make a few 7th graders excited.

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