When Ryan Seacrest went to interview Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie for E! News at the Golden Globes, they wanted nothing to do with him. Too funny! Maybe they just didn't see him since he's so short? Ryan complained about the snub on his KIIS-FM radio show this morning, "I asked her four questions and she didn’t even answer me!" Ryan is finally realizing that no one likes him. Give him a moment to process.

Here's a video from a Worster who attended the Salt Like City auditions this year. It shows just how long it takes for Ryan Seacrest to do a single line. Imagine being in this stadium for 8+ hours having to scream and sing the same song over and over to make Idol producers happy. Don't ever try out for Idol.

Last night's Emmys were panned, but at least they had a modicum of taste. American Idol lost best reality competition show to The Amazing Race, and Ryan Seacrest lost best host to Jeff Probst. The ratings were even down; the show received its lowest ratings ever in the 18-49 age group. Ouch. But it was the hosting job that seemed to come under fire the most. Seacrest hosted the show along with the 4 other Best Reality Show Host nominees, and it was universally panned as a bad job. At least Seacrest came off better than some of the others, but he really shouldn't quit his day job. Or jobs, however many million he has now.

What the fuck? Well this proves it. Ryan Seacrest is straight. No self respecting gay man would ever share a taco that close with Randy Jackson.