2008 Whatevia Award Winners
Cloris Leachman on Jimmy Kimmel Live
Cloris Leachman Heads Home. What the Fuck?
You know what? We're going to be serious for a moment here. Fuck you, Dancing with the Stars. You entice us in with the glory that is Cloris Leachman. You wave it around, get us excited, then BAM! You take it away. Well fuck you and your show. This is the worst travesty in the history of the world. This is worse than the Holocaust and 9/11 combined. This is terrorism in its purest form, and what goes around comes around, you pen sniffing butt dumplings! The producers of this show need to get laid and get a LIFE!!!!! Like OMG, we cannot believe WTF happened. This show just likes to crush dreams because they are FUCKERS. SEE WHAT YOU DID????? I hope you die ten billion times by drowning in a pool of dog vomite. We have hired the Smith and Smith Law Firm to sue you until you don't have a quarter to call your mom with. THIS SHOW MAKES US WANT TO CUT OURSELVES!!! I bet the show is run by homersexuals who love to watch Brokeback Mountain while drinking spring water. FREAKS!!!! We are so mad at you we would like to strap bricks to your feet and throw you in a river. We will find a way to shut down your show with a virus that kills off everyone! I hate you butt humping rocks for brians jerks FOREVER. TAKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING UGLY DOG FACED ASS FAT ASSES!!! We will start our own show, Dancing With The Other Stars and we will SHUT.YOU.DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111oneoneonejuanjuan
Love,
VFTW
P.S. We are no longer watching your show. Susan Lucci is a concubine.
You Still Have 3 Hours to Vote for Clorky!
Voting for Dancing With the Stars has not closed yet. It's open until 12:00 PM Eastern time. So what are you waiting for? If you have a boring day at work or are at home, cast as many more votes for Cloris and Corky as you can! Moxie let us in on a tip that might work as well. If you try a new browser (say going from Internet Explorer to Firefox), your screen names may allow you to cast votes again without having to register new ones. Try it out! And keep going. This may be our last chance to save Clorky, so do what you can until noon Eastern. Keep up the vote and pray for a VFTW miracle.
You picked em. Here's the winners of the 2008 Whatevia Awards. (For the original nominees, click here).
1. Favorite Female VFTW Peformance: Kristy Lee Cook - Eight Days a Week
2. Favorite Male VFTW Performance: Danny Noriega - Tainted Love
3. Favorite Group VFTW Performance: Cloris Leachman and Corky Ballas - Jive
4. Favorite VFTW Contestant Male: Josiah Leming
5. Favorite VFTW Contestant Female: Amanda Overmyer
6. Worst Post AI Song: Katharine McPhee - I Know What Boys Like
7. Favorite Front Page News Story: The Lies of Carly Smithson
8. VFTW Moment of the Year: Paula Abdul judges a song that has yet to be sung
9. Favorite Message Board Thread: AI7 Crapfest Photochop Thread
10. Favorite Radio Show Moment: Amanda Overmyer does an interview
11. Favorite Photochop
12. Favorite Video: TIE! To Dave (From Clorky) AND Vote for the Worst - A Tribute!
13. Favorite Troll Post: to the websmaster of this website
it pains me to come back here in your filthy website once again but i
must speak my mind. first of all i can't belive your message board of
hatred and evil still exists. bad things happen to bad people
likeyourself and i am a beliver in that. what have the idol contestants
done to you? have you no shame after all these years? stop being a
monster to these innocent people. these people are working extremely
hard to make it in the industry yet here you are in front of your
computer, making false accusations and creating lies to put these
contestants in the bad light, and rallying up your army of jobless
low-lifes to "VOTE FOR THE WORST". SHAME ON YOU. SHAME ON ALL OF YOU.
My two daughters have more class than all of you one thousand members
combined!!!!
secondly I am in total amazement that you would pick on a sweet girl
like Kristy and that young David. Stop villifying her for singing a
patriotic song. God Bless THe USA is one of the most beautiful songs
ever composed and she sung it with grace, heart, and patriotism. You
should admire her for that. Instead you proceed to do the most
UN-American thing by hating on her performance and her choice of song.
I am assuming majority ofthe posters here are Americans - probably
democrats - so I am filled with disgust and anger that in this great
country of ours I live with awful people that show no respect for their
country. AGAIN, SHAME ON YOU!!!
As for David he is young talented and deserves to go far. Your negative
attitudes towards David is just unbelieveable. you will not bring him
down. he will make it to the end and hopefully with Kristy. He will be
a successful recording artist unlike the rest ofyou. do something
productive in your lives and stop wasting it on a TV show that you
clearly hate. Once my daughters and I meet him in the tour this summer,
I will personally let him now and let his management know about your
website. It will be shutdown for good. Dont' believe? It will be gone
because YOUR WEBSITE IS A HATE SITE AND IT IS ILLEGAL ACCORDING TO THE
LAW. You are probably laughing now but in the end good always prevails.
THATS HOW I SEE IT. -Jeanne Smith
14. Favorite Piece of Hate Mail: I've ran your code through the W3C's markup validation service, and
they found 34 errors in your code that makes it non-valid XML 1.0
Transitional. Just thought you should know.
-Bradley
15. Favorite Avatar: Chile's
designed by Smartie
16. Favorite Flame: RainbowVolcano vs. Blake Lewis
Looks like the record company finally came to their senses and got rid of their #1 FAILURE and LOSER.
LISTEN UP, LEWIS!!! THIS IS THE END OF THE ROAD FOR YOU!!! AND DON'T
YOU DARE HAVE THE NERVE TO SHOW YOUR FAT BLOATED FACE ON A MUSIC STAGE
ANYTIME SOON. NO ONE WANTS TO SEE AND HEAR YOU!! HEAD BACK TO THE
GUTTER WHERE YOU BELONG!!! YOU AND YOUR WHOLE FILTHY SCUMBAG WHITE
TRASH FAMILY!!! HOW DARE YOU TRY TO HORRIFY THE WORLD SAYING YOU HAD
ANOTHER SINGLE COMING! THE ONLY THING YOU HAVE COMING TO YOU IS GETTING
YOUR NO-TALENT FATASS KICKED OUT OF THE MUSIC BUSINESS AND FOR GOOD!!!
THAT PILE-OF-SHIT CD OF YOURS ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH TO GO IN THE BARGAIN
BIN!! YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE IN THE SAME ROOM WITH REAL MUSICIANS!!
YOU'RE A JOKE AS A SINGER AND WRITER AND THE JIG IS UP!!! AMERICA WILL
NEVER BUY ANYTHING FROM YOU!! NOW PIG, GO GET YOURSELF ANOTHER BUCKET
OF KFC CHICKEN AND GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!!! IT'S TIME FOR SANJAYA,
WHO ACTUALLY HAS TALENT AND POTENTIAL, TO SHINE NOW THAT NASTY
RAT-INFESTED GARBAGE LIKE YOU HAS BEEN SWEEPED UP, BAGGED, TOSSED OUT
AND THROWN IN THE DIRTY DUMPSTER WHERE ALL TOTAL FAILURE REJECTS END
UP!!! GET USED TO THE STINK!!! YOU'LL BE SNIFFING IT FOR A LONG TIME!!!
IT'S CURTAINS FOR YOU AND YOUR CAREER!! GOODBYE AND GOOD GOD, GOOD
RIDDANCE !!