Fuck the Dancing With the Stars judges! They gave Clorky a 15 out of 30 and gave everyone else high scores to try to get rid of them. And it's going to be next to impossible to save them with such a low score. But of course, we're going to try as hard as we can. You HAVE to vote with at least 10 online accounts and every phone possible. Tell all of your friends. This is the toughest week ever.
Dial 1-800-868-3408
And go here to vote online. Remember to create as many accounts as you can, as you don't need a real e-mail address. Just make one up, register, vote, and then register another when you run out of votes!
This is going to be ridiculously difficult, but think of Cloris outlasting anyone and it'll be worth it. "I don't know about hip hop, but these burritos are delicious." People, you can't let her go home! <3
Cloris has made it to the old school hip-hop dance week on Dancing with the Stars, and to celebrate the fact that VFTW is helping her stick around every week, we've put together the official Cloris Leachman VFTW video game. See if you can help Cloris bust a move, bust out some more votes, and bust a cap in Susan Lucci's ass. Go Cloris! Post your high score in the comments and see how well you can do.
Don't listen to the negative press, Cloris. We love you! Defamer is now comparing Cloris to our beloved Sanjaya. It's appropriate, as both have lasted until at least 7th place, and both are VFTW royalty. But apparently Susan Lucci is having an even bigger aneurysm over Cloris's stay than we thought. And the Chicago Sun-Times jokes that rival networks must be voting for Cloris. Nope. It's just Vote for the Worst along with smart people who know entertainment when they see it. With the odds stacking up against us this week, we're going to need to vote overtime to keep Cloris and Corky in another week. But we can do it! That's what we do here, make dreams come true. Like Cloris's dream to win some trophy thing. And we also love pissing off Susan Lucci.
The continued survival of Cloris Leachman on Dancing with the Stars due to Vote for the Worst and her fans has angered some people at the show, according to TMZ. Staff members are apparently sick of her, worthless co-host Samantha Harris has had enough, and Susan Lucci is "outraged" at how far Cloris has made it. VFTW Victory! Everyone is only getting mad because the show staff realizes they produce a crappy show about ballroom dancing, Samantha Harris wishes she could improv as well as Cloris, and Susan Lucci is just jealous because she's a magnificent joke of a human being. Suck it, Susan. Cloris is here to stay!