Clorky's in the top 7! Cloris Leachman and Corky Ballas survive against all odds. Take a look at them now, because Vote for the Worst got them into the top 7. Hell yes! They get to do an old school hip hop routine next week and we get to keep watching and enjoying ourselves. And Cloris gets to mess with the idiot female host again. Toni Braxton went home, so hit the freeway and make room for the real stars. This is a true victory that someone so popular could go home and Clorky could stay.

Dancing With the Stars gave us a salsa dancing Clorky, so we must reward them with votes. Cloris called herself a skanky ho, but we call her perfection. Dial 1-800-VOTE4-08 and vote with as many fake accounts as you can create online here. Cloris got a 21, so we could eliminate one of the favorite couples if we vote enough, a true VFTW victory! Next week is old school hip-hop week. Did you hear that? Old school hip-hop week. Cloris and Corky must make it to that. It's our life's dream!

SWEET! Another VFTW victory! Cloris Leachman and Corky Ballas are still on Dancing with the Stars, despite being in the bottom 2. That means VFTW's votes saved them, because we are awesome. And the boring Rocco whatever and that other stupid one are gone. Yay! This makes 5 couples that Clorky has outlasted, including that loser Maksim that said that Clorky would be kicked out soon. Clorky isn't going anywhere, they will win, and we will carry them to that win. It's a glorious day and yet another VFTW victory. Thanks to everyone who voted. Now that the cannon fodder is gone, we'll need even more help next week to help Clorky advance once more.

Cloris Leachman, who has been wowing everyone with her hilarious time on Dancing with the Stars, has just been named the Rose Parade's Grand Marshall for this year. She says she's happy to be leading a parade that's older than she is. Cloris, you loveable treasure, we hope your DWTS stint leads to even better things too. You've captured our hearts and deserve a nice big comeback!