You picked em. Here's the winners of the 2008 Whatevia Awards. (For the original nominees, click here).

1. Favorite Female VFTW Peformance: Kristy Lee Cook - Eight Days a Week

2. Favorite Male VFTW Performance: Danny Noriega - Tainted Love

3. Favorite Group VFTW Performance: Cloris Leachman and Corky Ballas - Jive

4. Favorite VFTW Contestant Male: Josiah Leming

5. Favorite VFTW Contestant Female: Amanda Overmyer

6. Worst Post AI Song: Katharine McPhee - I Know What Boys Like

7. Favorite Front Page News Story: The Lies of Carly Smithson

8. VFTW Moment of the Year: Paula Abdul judges a song that has yet to be sung

9. Favorite Message Board Thread: AI7 Crapfest Photochop Thread

10. Favorite Radio Show Moment: Amanda Overmyer does an interview

11. Favorite Photochop 

12. Favorite Video: TIE! To Dave (From Clorky) AND Vote for the Worst - A Tribute!

13. Favorite Troll Post: to the websmaster of this website

it pains me to come back here in your filthy website once again but i

must speak my mind. first of all i can't belive your message board of

hatred and evil still exists. bad things happen to bad people

likeyourself and i am a beliver in that. what have the idol contestants

done to you? have you no shame after all these years? stop being a

monster to these innocent people. these people are working extremely

hard to make it in the industry yet here you are in front of your

computer, making false accusations and creating lies to put these

contestants in the bad light, and rallying up your army of jobless

low-lifes to "VOTE FOR THE WORST". SHAME ON YOU. SHAME ON ALL OF YOU.

My two daughters have more class than all of you one thousand members

combined!!!!

secondly I am in total amazement that you would pick on a sweet girl

like Kristy and that young David. Stop villifying her for singing a

patriotic song. God Bless THe USA is one of the most beautiful songs

ever composed and she sung it with grace, heart, and patriotism. You

should admire her for that. Instead you proceed to do the most

UN-American thing by hating on her performance and her choice of song.

I am assuming majority ofthe posters here are Americans - probably

democrats - so I am filled with disgust and anger that in this great

country of ours I live with awful people that show no respect for their

country. AGAIN, SHAME ON YOU!!!

As for David he is young talented and deserves to go far. Your negative

attitudes towards David is just unbelieveable. you will not bring him

down. he will make it to the end and hopefully with Kristy. He will be

a successful recording artist unlike the rest ofyou. do something

productive in your lives and stop wasting it on a TV show that you

clearly hate. Once my daughters and I meet him in the tour this summer,

I will personally let him now and let his management know about your

website. It will be shutdown for good. Dont' believe? It will be gone

because YOUR WEBSITE IS A HATE SITE AND IT IS ILLEGAL ACCORDING TO THE

LAW. You are probably laughing now but in the end good always prevails.

THATS HOW I SEE IT. -Jeanne Smith

14. Favorite Piece of Hate Mail: I've ran your code through the W3C's markup validation service, and

they found 34 errors in your code that makes it non-valid XML 1.0

Transitional. Just thought you should know.

-Bradley

15. Favorite Avatar: Chile's designed by Smartie

16. Favorite Flame: RainbowVolcano vs. Blake Lewis

Looks like the record company finally came to their senses and got rid of their #1 FAILURE and LOSER.

LISTEN UP, LEWIS!!! THIS IS THE END OF THE ROAD FOR YOU!!! AND DON'T

YOU DARE HAVE THE NERVE TO SHOW YOUR FAT BLOATED FACE ON A MUSIC STAGE

ANYTIME SOON. NO ONE WANTS TO SEE AND HEAR YOU!! HEAD BACK TO THE

GUTTER WHERE YOU BELONG!!! YOU AND YOUR WHOLE FILTHY SCUMBAG WHITE

TRASH FAMILY!!! HOW DARE YOU TRY TO HORRIFY THE WORLD SAYING YOU HAD

ANOTHER SINGLE COMING! THE ONLY THING YOU HAVE COMING TO YOU IS GETTING

YOUR NO-TALENT FATASS KICKED OUT OF THE MUSIC BUSINESS AND FOR GOOD!!!

THAT PILE-OF-SHIT CD OF YOURS ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH TO GO IN THE BARGAIN

BIN!! YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE IN THE SAME ROOM WITH REAL MUSICIANS!!

YOU'RE A JOKE AS A SINGER AND WRITER AND THE JIG IS UP!!! AMERICA WILL

NEVER BUY ANYTHING FROM YOU!! NOW PIG, GO GET YOURSELF ANOTHER BUCKET

OF KFC CHICKEN AND GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!!! IT'S TIME FOR SANJAYA,

WHO ACTUALLY HAS TALENT AND POTENTIAL, TO SHINE NOW THAT NASTY

RAT-INFESTED GARBAGE LIKE YOU HAS BEEN SWEEPED UP, BAGGED, TOSSED OUT

AND THROWN IN THE DIRTY DUMPSTER WHERE ALL TOTAL FAILURE REJECTS END

UP!!! GET USED TO THE STINK!!! YOU'LL BE SNIFFING IT FOR A LONG TIME!!!

IT'S CURTAINS FOR YOU AND YOUR CAREER!! GOODBYE AND GOOD GOD, GOOD

RIDDANCE !! 

You know what? We're going to be serious for a moment here. Fuck you, Dancing with the Stars. You entice us in with the glory that is Cloris Leachman. You wave it around, get us excited, then BAM! You take it away. Well fuck you and your show. This is the worst travesty in the history of the world. This is worse than the Holocaust and 9/11 combined. This is terrorism in its purest form, and what goes around comes around, you pen sniffing butt dumplings! The producers of this show need to get laid and get a LIFE!!!!! Like OMG, we cannot believe WTF happened. This show just likes to crush dreams because they are FUCKERS. SEE WHAT YOU DID????? I hope you die ten billion times by drowning in a pool of dog vomite. We have hired the Smith and Smith Law Firm to sue you until you don't have a quarter to call your mom with. THIS SHOW MAKES US WANT TO CUT OURSELVES!!! I bet the show is run by homersexuals who love to watch Brokeback Mountain while drinking spring water. FREAKS!!!! We are so mad at you we would like to strap bricks to your feet and throw you in a river. We will find a way to shut down your show with a virus that kills off everyone! I hate you butt humping rocks for brians jerks FOREVER. TAKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING UGLY DOG FACED ASS FAT ASSES!!! We will start our own show, Dancing With The Other Stars and we will SHUT.YOU.DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111oneoneonejuanjuan

Love,

VFTW

P.S. We are no longer watching your show. Susan Lucci is a concubine.

Voting for Dancing With the Stars has not closed yet. It's open until 12:00 PM Eastern time. So what are you waiting for? If you have a boring day at work or are at home, cast as many more votes for Cloris and Corky as you can! Moxie let us in on a tip that might work as well. If you try a new browser (say going from Internet Explorer to Firefox), your screen names may allow you to cast votes again without having to register new ones. Try it out! And keep going. This may be our last chance to save Clorky, so do what you can until noon Eastern. Keep up the vote and pray for a VFTW miracle.

Fuck the Dancing With the Stars judges! They gave Clorky a 15 out of 30 and gave everyone else high scores to try to get rid of them. And it's going to be next to impossible to save them with such a low score. But of course, we're going to try as hard as we can. You HAVE to vote with at least 10 online accounts and every phone possible. Tell all of your friends. This is the toughest week ever.

Dial 1-800-868-3408

And go here to vote online. Remember to create as many accounts as you can, as you don't need a real e-mail address. Just make one up, register, vote, and then register another when you run out of votes!

This is going to be ridiculously difficult, but think of Cloris outlasting anyone and it'll be worth it. "I don't know about hip hop, but these burritos are delicious." People, you can't let her go home! <3