Michael Sarver actually went and made a music video. When he warns you "I'm about to show you some love, girl I think you best buckle up" you really should run. Notice how he never actually gets on the ferris wheel.

Seriously? Michael Sarver has signed with Dream Records, a small record company affiliated with The Dream Center, which does non-profit work around the country. It seems odd that a non-profit organization would have a record label, but we didn't see Michael Sarver making a profit from singing anyway, so this seems about right. The label is apparently a Christian label, and Michael plans on releasing a country album. At least he finally listened to us and dropped the pretense that he's an R&B singer. But hey, the guy got himself a record deal, which was more than we expected, so good luck to him and we'll see how it goes.

Ever since the Idol tour ended, Michael Sarver's lonely Twitter updates have gotten even sadder. Some highlights:

So like I have lost 28 followers in two days. Hmmmm! Where is everyone going?7:51 AM Sep 26th from web 

-Thought for the day. Be careful who u trust. Know who your hanging out with and don't allow people in that u don't know well.- 

RT @chavelaprincess: @michaelsarver1 Do you sometimes wish you guys were still on tour? Yes I do.

RT @GlambertGoober: @michaelsarver1 i would love ur life to! who do u miss most from the tour? The other nine. A lot. 

Apparently he's finally come to the realization that he is not going to have a music career. We could've told him that. Well, if you want to cheer the poor guy up, he'll be doing a live chat with AI Now this Thursday at 4 PM Eastern. We can't make fun of the guy if he's dead, so give him a little bit of encouragement if you can.

While Danny Gokey's Twitter is funny to read because of its delusion factor, the true gem is Michael Sarver's Twitter. Who tells these people that posting their every thought is a good idea?

2 hours ago - Well I def didn't do enough to get the crowd pumped tonight. Wow, it must have been bad because they did not dig me.

6 hours ago - I love meeting the fans but I have to say hearing them chant someone elses name in your face as u sign an autograph sucks the life out of ya

Dude, nothing personal, but you need to remember people are reading this, and yes... most of the people who watched Idol didn't really care for you. Just be grateful you made the tour and actually enjoy yourself.