Yes, it's awful, but some of the drag queens in the video are totally VFTW worthy. And this is 100 times more relevant and interesting than anything Lee DeWyze has done. So I guess that makes this a win?
Katrina Darrell, also known as Binkin Girl, from AI8's Hollywood rounds, has released a cover of "Santa Baby". It's not too bad and it's sort of funny. Nothing spectacular, but we still like her from all of her antics on the show, so any time she pops up it makes us smile.
You voted, we counted. Here's the winners of the 2009 Whatevia Awards. (For the original nominees, click here).
1. Favorite Female VFTW Peformance: Megan Joy - Rockin Robin
2. Favorite Male VFTW Performance: Nick Mitchell as Normund Gentle - And I Am Telling You
3. Favorite Group VFTW Performance: Katrina Darrell and Kara DioGuardi - Vision of Live (finale)
4. Favorite VFTW Contestant Male: Nick Mitchell
5. Favorite VFTW Contestant Female: Tatiana Del Toro
6. Worst Post AI Song: Danny Noriega featuring Diamonique - 24/7
7. Biggest Douche: Danny Gokey
8. VFTW Moment of the Year: Danny Gokey screams at the end of his "Dream On" performance
9. Favorite Message Board Thread: AI8 Photochop Thread
10. Favorite Radio Show Moment: Aperilla calls in and keeps calling back as the hosts hang up on her.
11. Favorite Photochop
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12. Favorite Video: There Are No Standards
13. Favorite Troll Post: aperilla12: I have a baby. But you're right, never been fucked.
14. Favorite Piece of Hate Mail: Hey guys. I am 13 years old which is way older than you
all are I'm sure because you're all so immature! As you can already
tell, I am a very good insulter so I suggest leaving now before you get
hurt and ashamed by my words. I can't help it if you don't take this
warning seriously. So scadaddle while you can. I take extra course
history and other classes and always get straight As, when I bet you
guys haven't even gotten higher than a D ever! Last warning if you
don't like being insulted. You guys are soooo creative! Calling
Archuleta "Gaspy" was so clever! Gaspy sounds good, considering it has
no resemblence to Archuleta whatsoever. You guys need some new,
CREATIVE nicknames for the idols this season. That is called sarcasm in
case you guys are incapable of comprehending. Since you called
Archuleta a name, I figure it's appropriate under these specific
circumstances to call you guys a name. Therefore, by the power of
myself and my well-run club against this site and you guys, we now
sentence you to the name of "F*ckboobs". That's right, we will spread
the word and pretty soon, everybody will be saying F*ckboobs instead of
Vote for the Worst! Aren't you happy? I am! And since it is under the
First Amendment which states we all have freedom of speech, nothing is
stopping me from continuing my f*ckboob wrath on you f*ckboobs. The
world will be so f*ckboobed with your f*ckboobedness that even Ryan
Seacrest will be bleeped out when discussing you f*ckboobs! So even
though this letter may be a few months late from Season 7, I feet it's
better late than never. So enjoy being called f*ckboobs forever and
ever. You should change your name now to f*ckboobs because you all
f*ckboob yourself f*ckboobedly to your own f*ckboobed f*ckboobs.
F*CKBOOBS.
-Haleigh
15. Favorite Avatar: Cinemaniac
16. Favorite Main Page VFTW Post: Adam Lambert Likes to Take Pictures of Himself Making Out With Some Dude
The idiots at the Parents' Television Council are mad about the Idol finale. What was there to be mad about? It was one of the more entertaining episodes of Idol in years. Apparently the PTC is angry that Kara DioGaurdi took her dress off, Bikini Girl made an appearance, and the Black Eyed Peas performed a song with swear words in it. Oh... we get it. They've gone blind because they saw Kara's nasty body, deaf because they listened to the Black Eyed Peads perform, and envious after seeing Katrina's new boobs. Yeah, we can see those points. Or they're just homely old shrews who need to get a life. One or the other.