The Girls Who Cried When David Archuleta Lost Appear on Tosh.0

Posted by thefunnystone on Thursday, August 26, 2010 at 9:52 PM EDT

Remember those stupid girls who screamed and cried when David Archuleta lost American Idol? And how they inspired legions of fake finale reaction videos that got old the second they started. Well the girls appear on Tosh.0 as a "web redemption" to try to make up for how dumb they appeared before. Do they succeed?

David Archuleta - Music Video for "Somethin 'Bout Love"

Posted by thefunnystone on Tuesday, August 10, 2010 at 2:51 PM EDT

David Archuleta's new music video for his song "Something 'Bout Love" is out. Now why doesn't he get a love interest in the video? The kid's bound to hit puberty sometime in the next decade, right?

David Archuleta's New Single "Something Bout Love"

Posted by thefunnystone on Thursday, July 01, 2010 at 12:53 AM EDT

Gaspy, hoping not to be forgotten in the new world of Justin Bieber, is releasing a new single called "Something Bout Love." It's not bad at all, but it's got the same problem all of his songs have: too much gasping and too little believable emotion. What do you think?

Little David Archuleta Is Growing Up...To Be A Very Gay Man!

Posted by smarterthanpickler on Sunday, April 18, 2010 at 8:31 PM EDT

It's an age old question if people are born gay or if it's whipped into them by a prostitute-loving overbearing stage  Father. In any case, little David Archuleta is growing up and developing tastes of his own, and these tastes are GAY! According to Time Out New York, David was spotted last night at Club 57 in Manhattan, at a club called Providence, the hottest spot for young men to gasp with other young men.

Two points need to be made here...1-Good for David for doing his thing; 2-Told you so!!!

VFTW awaits his fans' explanations that this was a Mormon costume ball or that David's making a video with Adam Lambert and Lady Gaga. Live with it, Archtards!

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