Hilarious! David Archuleta's father, Jeff Archuleta, was arrested for soliciting a prostitute in a massage parlor. Jeff is cited as admitting to police that he was receiving sexual favors from a prostitute, but his attorney later took back that claim and said Jeff was treating a back problem. We all know Jeff is an unattractive man who probably can't get women. But can't he at least get a frau that he doesn't have to pay for due to the fact that he's Gaspy's dad? At least Gaspy won't run into the same problem unless the massage parlor is run by dudes. The Archuleta family never fails to entertain VFTW. What will they do next?

P.S. If anyone finds the mug shot, send it to us ASAP. We will love you forever.

There is no way that Gaspy keeps taking pictures like these (and the earlier ones) without playing to VFTW. Could he honestly think these pictures are good? Either way, we love that he keeps having pictures taken by second and third rate photographers for us to enjoy.

No idea why this is news... but when Gaspy and Big Head when to the Phillipines to perform, they were stopped by local officials to check for Swine Flu. The two called their lawyers and didn't want to be tested, but eventually submitted once they found out they could be arrested for refusing. No word on why these 2 were tested, yet the former Idol who looks most like a pig, Carly Smithson, has not yet been quarantined.

I guess Miley needed to sing with someone girlier than her, so she picked David. The acting is atrocious, but David fits right in, so maybe he should do more stuff like this so the over 18 crowd never has to see him again.<--break-->