We always say that the frauen are a scary bunch. Here's proof. A St. Petersburg woman named Cynthia E. Bettis-Ware was arrested on a charge of first-degree attempted murder. After having an argument about American Idol, Cynthia's boyfriend turned off the TV and went to bed to help calm the situation. Unahppy with this, Cynthia stabbed Kevin Johnson 5 times in the back and 2 times in the chest, burned him with hot chocolate, and then chased after him with a second knife after she lost the first one. If this isn't proof that American Idol is taken way too seriously by crazy, psychotic idiots, we don't know what is. (Via The St. Petersburg Times)

Worster Wickedlydark went to an Adam Lambert MuchMusic herd gathering and got pictures of the Sparkle Cows. But the best part was an actual person in a cow costume holding a sign about the Sparkle Cows. Hilarious! Check out the recap here.

The frauen have somehow convinced their children to sing along to Adam Lambert songs. This is beyond sick, especially the kids singing "Whataya Want From Me" and "For Your Entertainment". We will be rounding up the originals to each of these videos and calling Child Protective Services to make sure these kids don't have to listen to another Adam Lambert screech again. You parents should be ashamed of yourselves. Awful, awful people.

Any closeup of Adam Lambert. Like this one from Gridlock 10. That's just nasty. Apparently the facial didn't help much. (Via Rickey.org)

Also not helping Adam much... his moronic fans. According to MJ's Big Blog, Adam was disqualified from being a nominee for radio request show Open House Party because too many of the Sparkle Cows were calling from outside their city to spam the lines. This isn't new for the Sparkle Cows, it's predictable behavior. So if Adam doesn't kill his own career with his painful screeching, his fans will make sure the career is D.O.A. as well.