Good Lord. This better be fake. Dina Marie (Journey711) on Twitter got a tattoo of Adam Lambert's eyes (apparently) on her back. Dina, seriously, do you want to die alone? This is why Adam skips the meet and greets, just so you know.

We know he's been ditching every meet and greet because of it, so it's funny to hear Adam Lambert finally admit his fans are annoying on Velocity Live Radio. He even goes a step further to talk about how much they stink and perspire:

"There’s a lot of very interesting fan encounters–very, very overzealous fans, and I love them all. They’re super supportive, and they obviously put me where I am. You know, if it weren’t for these fans, I wouldn’t have gotten as far as I did. Sometimes, they’re a little sweaty, A little smelly–very touchy-feely. And some of the gifts are interesting. You know, I got, like, an inflatable kangaroo at one point, four feet tall, and I kind of was like, ok, well, thank you, this is sweet, what the…am I going to do with this?"

So basically, Adam appreciates their money, but not their smelly, sweaty puffy paint t-shirts. Can't blame him. You can listen to the interview at MJ's Big Blog.

If you're wondering which Idol has the stupidest fans this year, look no further than Adam Lambert (not that you didn't already know this). Megan Joy's mom was running a contest where Megan's fans could win backstage passes to one of the Idol summer concerts. Well, Adam's frauen decided that they would use this opportunity to win the passes so that they could stalk Adam. When Megan's mom caught wind, she had to post:

I am sad to be ending the "50 words or less" contest, as of July 22nd. If you entered the contest prior to July 22, your entry will still be considered.  While I don't blame ANYONE for wanting to go backstage and meet any or all of the top 10 Idols, I prefer my time and energy be spent on Megan's Fans!

Adam fans, you should be ashamed of yourselves for being so stupid. Yet still, some of the Adam frauen won passes by pretending to be Megan fans. One even posted their stupidity online:

I haven't received a confirmation email from AI either and my daughter and I are shaking in our boots worrying the passes won't be there tomorrow when we get there.

I went out and bought a ton of makeup to do my eyes like Adam's are for the tour. I will probably end up looking like a clown and wash it all off. LOL. I'm making an Adam t-shirt tomorrow morning and putting a blue streak in my hair. If I don't chicken out that is.

I experimented with dark blue nail polish yesterday covered in sparkles and liked it so much I never took it off. It's so cool. And I don't care who thinks it looks stupid on an old fart like me. LOL.

I am so nervous. REALLY nervous! And now after hearing that Adam didn't come out to the barricades to sign autographs, I'm even more nervous. I hope he is all right.

OMG! I am meeting Adam Lambert in less than 24 hours!

No one will ever notice that this woman is not a Megan fan. Great camouflage! It seems Adam has been ditching signing autographs after the show anyway because he's had some run ins with the 400 pound frauen. Welcome to your new (and scary) life, Adam.

On the Vancouver stop of the Idol tour, during Allison and Adam's "Slow Ride" duet, someone throws a bra and then some panties on stage. And it's a big bra, probably from a 300 pound frau named Sue Ellen. Why did they pick them up? At least they got the undies off the stage as quickly as possible so the diseases didn't manifest in a toxic cloud.