Only a few more weeks to go at VFTW and there's no better way of wrapping things up then re-visiting the greatest VFTW performances ever on Idol! Many things can make for a great VFTW performance: It can be terrible singing, awful dancing, ridiculous hair or a wearing purple velour jacket (or a combination of all four!) like this next contestant...

20- Taylor Hicks - Play That Funky Music White Boy!

Remember when American Idol was the most powerful force in the entertainment industry? It seemed like they could do no wrong. Some wonder where things went so wrong that they now get barely 10 million viewers. Well, that's easy to answer: It was when Taylor Hicks won American Idol. Taylor was a complete joke and it was no surpise when his career predictably flopped, proving that Idol was a joke while signaling that Idol was being taken over by Grannies and pathetic middle-aged housewives who would eventually go on to destroy this show...

Adam Lambert Dropped By 19

Posted by smarterthanpickler on Saturday, January 12, 2013 at 11:02 PM EST

Certain people had such high hopes for Adam Lambert after he lost to WGWG2 on American Idol. Heck, Adam was going to save the music industry. But after releasing an album with a cover no one would be caught dead carrying, making one jackass comment after another and his debut performance at the AMAs with him making out with trannies and falling down on stage, it's been all downhill for Adam. And it's all over now as he's been dropped by 19.

Now that Adam's all washed up, there's only one job left for him to do...become a judge on a karaoke show.

Adam Lambert Goes Blonde

Posted by smarterthanpickler on Thursday, August 09, 2012 at 5:51 PM EDT

Blonde, Brunette or his true Redhead, Adam Lambert's career is flopping in many colors.

Adam Lambert's Fans Are Driving Nigel Lythgoe Insane

Posted by smarterthanpickler on Sunday, July 22, 2012 at 4:18 PM EDT

American Idol Producer Nigel Lythgoe has been putting out feelers on his Twitter on who people would like to see as the next judge. Two or three normal people suggested Ben Folds, one or two others casually mentioned Kelly Clarkson, then a stampede of cows suggested their favorite Adam Lambert over and over and over again, till it drove Nigel insane...

 

 

Once again, Adam's fans are destroying everything, just like when they incessantly harassed music radio and TV stations to play Adam's awful music. While Nigel may have been considering Adam, I'm sure his fans are making him reconsider. With fans like these, who needs enemies?

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