Remember how awesome Queen was back when? Well, you're not going to like this. Desperate for attention, Queen has decided to tour the country with American Idol 8 loser Adam Lambert. Seriously. Apparently neither side thought about what a bad idea this is. The surviving members of Queen clearly don't realize Adam Lambert has basically no fan base and no hit songs, so this will draw in next to nobody. And Adam Lambert didn't realize that the only people more washed up than he is are the former members of Queen, who need to pull stunts like this to capture anyone's interest. Freddie Mercury would be rolling over in his grave, but he's too busy plotting the demise of his former band members after hearing this news to do so.

We're sure this news will provide some fun fodder to point and laugh at in the coming months.

EDITED TO ADD: Oh, for fuck's sake. Adam made the entire thing up to get some publicity for his new single and he's saying a reporter "misquoted" him. This douchebag is beyond pathetic.

It's an early Merry Christmas to Vote for the Worst! Perpetual tool Adam Lambert was arrested in Finland after he got into a fight with his boyfriend outside Finland's largest gay bar. Adam's boyfriend is Sauli Koskinen, the winner of Finland's Big Brother. According to Snarkerati, Adam starting attacking the people who then tried to break up the fight. Classy. Adam and Sauli were then arrested and we'll see if any charges are filed. Adam took to Twitter to explain:

Jetlag+Vodka=blackout. Us÷blackout=irrational confusion. jail+guilt+press=lesson learned. Sauli+Adam+hangover burgers= laughing bout it.

Hopefully, irrational confusion + hurting innocent bystanders = jail time or a large fine. What an asshat.

Blindgossip.com suggests that Adam Lambert is looking into plastic surgery to cover up the acne scars that he is self conscious about. We say... finally! We couldn't take another closeup picture of that awful looking mug. Now that he probably has at least a little money, it's time to do something about the face. 

Over this past weekend, Adam Lambert performed at the Maxidrom Rock Festival in Moscow, whose acts and fans take seriously as Hard Rock. Well, it seems like Madam's brand of Hard Rock (lol) wasn't greeted warmly by all Moscovites and other acts on the bill, and of course his fans are mainly to blame...

Russian TV News report of the events

Here's the translation of some of the highlights...

0:00 – 0:45 “There might be a conflict brewing at the Maxidrom Rock festival between the fans of the pop artist Adam Lambert and the fans of the cult rock group Korn.” – this rumor was on the internet before the concert started. Yuri Dontzov, one of the festival organizers: ” About two and a half weeks ago we received a letter from Adam Lambert’s fan asking about how Adam’s fans would be protected. Then, the funniest happened – about a week ago we got a letter from Korn fans asking how THEY would be protected from Lambert’s fans.

00:45 – 1:08- Even Korn Front man Johnathan Davis was skeptical about Lambert’s performance at the event that over the years earned a reputation of being a Rock festival: “his participation is surrealistic…” 1:08 – 1:27 There were even threatening remarks from the fans of other groups. [the green hair person]: ” The Prodigy fans will just beat Lambert up. There is no sense beating Lambert’s fans – they are mostly girls, so we will beat Lambert. YES.”

1:27 – 2:02 But the confrontation did not happen. Possibly due to the presence of the 2000 strong law enforcement or because of the 3 hours gap between the “light” performers and the hard rock segment. Yuri: ” We intentionally placed the “light” performances like Brainstorm, Adam Lambert, Zemphira at the beginning of the festival and the “hard” ones at the end”.

It just goes to show that people have more in common than we believe as even on the other side of the World, they can see that Madam is a poser and his fans are a destructive force.