It's hard to believe it's been three seasons since Adam Lambert graduated from American Idol to go on to revolutionize the music industry...NOT! While Adam hasn't given us any music worth listening to, he has given us an endless supply of jackass moments to laugh at. So here's the deal: You have 24 hours to post your most idiotic Adam picture, video, story, Sparkle Cow stuff or quote (Apples and Oranges!).

I go first...here's Adam's performance at the AMAs that ended his career before it started...

Remember how awesome Queen was back when? Well, you're not going to like this. Desperate for attention, Queen has decided to tour the country with American Idol 8 loser Adam Lambert. Seriously. Apparently neither side thought about what a bad idea this is. The surviving members of Queen clearly don't realize Adam Lambert has basically no fan base and no hit songs, so this will draw in next to nobody. And Adam Lambert didn't realize that the only people more washed up than he is are the former members of Queen, who need to pull stunts like this to capture anyone's interest. Freddie Mercury would be rolling over in his grave, but he's too busy plotting the demise of his former band members after hearing this news to do so.

We're sure this news will provide some fun fodder to point and laugh at in the coming months.

EDITED TO ADD: Oh, for fuck's sake. Adam made the entire thing up to get some publicity for his new single and he's saying a reporter "misquoted" him. This douchebag is beyond pathetic.

It's an early Merry Christmas to Vote for the Worst! Perpetual tool Adam Lambert was arrested in Finland after he got into a fight with his boyfriend outside Finland's largest gay bar. Adam's boyfriend is Sauli Koskinen, the winner of Finland's Big Brother. According to Snarkerati, Adam starting attacking the people who then tried to break up the fight. Classy. Adam and Sauli were then arrested and we'll see if any charges are filed. Adam took to Twitter to explain:

Jetlag+Vodka=blackout. Us÷blackout=irrational confusion. jail+guilt+press=lesson learned. Sauli+Adam+hangover burgers= laughing bout it.

Hopefully, irrational confusion + hurting innocent bystanders = jail time or a large fine. What an asshat.

Blindgossip.com suggests that Adam Lambert is looking into plastic surgery to cover up the acne scars that he is self conscious about. We say... finally! We couldn't take another closeup picture of that awful looking mug. Now that he probably has at least a little money, it's time to do something about the face.