We haven't scared young children in a while, so we thought we'd do our part. Adam Lambert, a loser at the Grammy's (and in life) was wearing entirely too much makeup to cover up his crater face. And yet it didn't work.

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How has this guy still not heard of a chemical peel?

Adam also criticized Justin Bieber's vocals on Twitter, saying, "Usher and bieber's dancing was sick- but their vocals? Eh. Just being honest." While it's true, we also hope this gets a pack of 12 year old girls start threatening Adam. Watch your back, dude.

Because they never get old... Yep, the chubby kid is Adam, the "rock gawd."

Who IS that ugly female? Oh wait... Credit to this week's episode of E!'s Fashion Police for a good laugh.

Further proving that the Grammys are irrelevant, 3 former Idol contestants received nominations this year. Carrie Underwood predictably scored a nomination for her song Temporary Home, Fantasia received 3 nominations in the R&B categories, and Adam Lambert received a nomination for Best Male Pop Vocal for his payola crapsterpiece Whataya Want From Me. While that may sound good for this group, take note other "talented" nominees include Justin Bieber for Best New Artist and Katy Perry for Album of the Year. Hopefully the 3 former Idols will perform together on stage in one grand VFTW performance involving Carrie short circuiting while Adam Lambert humps a sweaty Fantasia from behind. That oughta be enough to get the show cancelled.