Danny Gokey debuted in 2 commercials for Wisconsin Vision, according to Fox Milwaukee. Above is one of the commercials, where Danny dreams about owning a million pairs of glasses, having a dog with glasses, a baby with glasses, and a wife with glasses. It's way lamer than you can imagine. No mention of his dead wife though, so we're not sure if Danny had any hand in the script.

Danny Gokey's video for "My Best Days Are Ahead of Me (Tarnishing the Memory of Sophia By Saying Life is Better Without Her)" is out. Could he have picked a stupider title that devalues everything he said about his dead wife on Idol? This guy really has no idea what he's doing, huh?

We'll let you be the judge. Is the tattoo

a) hideous

b) horrifying

c) hilarious

d) all of the above

Seriously, Danny. We all know you have a dead wife. (Via Rickey.org)

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