Matt Giraud and Danny Gokey Aren't Fans of VFTW

Posted by thefunnystone on Tuesday, August 11, 2009 at 4:06 PM EDT

It shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone that they don't like VFTW, but Danny Gokey and Matt Giraud were asked about our wonderful site by Kim Reed of the Examiner.

Finally before Giraud left I asked if they read reviews or blogs and both said, "not anymore." When asked if they read the funnier Idol related sites like Vote for the Worst or Idletard they briefly squirmed around and Danny changed voices in to a bit of a childish, whiny character and said, "What's Vote for the Worst?"  Matt then chimed in, "no they're mean." I said true but at times they can be funny to which he replied, "not to us!"

Well Danny has plenty to dislike us for, but Matt, really? All we did was make fun of your boil, which you then got removed and now you look better. You should be thanking us. VFTW is the voice of truth. Thanks for the shoutout though, Kim!

You voted, we counted. Here's the winners of the 2009 Whatevia Awards. (For the original nominees, click here).

1. Favorite Female VFTW Peformance: Megan Joy - Rockin Robin

2. Favorite Male VFTW Performance: Nick Mitchell as Normund Gentle - And I Am Telling You

3. Favorite Group VFTW Performance: Katrina Darrell and Kara DioGuardi - Vision of Live (finale)

4. Favorite VFTW Contestant Male: Nick Mitchell

5. Favorite VFTW Contestant Female: Tatiana Del Toro

6. Worst Post AI Song: Danny Noriega featuring Diamonique - 24/7

7. Biggest Douche: Danny Gokey

8. VFTW Moment of the Year: Danny Gokey screams at the end of his "Dream On" performance

9. Favorite Message Board Thread: AI8 Photochop Thread

10. Favorite Radio Show Moment: Aperilla calls in and keeps calling back as the hosts hang up on her.

11. Favorite Photochop

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

by RaptorJesus69

12. Favorite Video: There Are No Standards

13. Favorite Troll Post: aperilla12: I have a baby. But you're right, never been fucked.

14. Favorite Piece of Hate Mail: Hey guys. I am 13 years old which is way older than you

all are I'm sure because you're all so immature! As you can already

tell, I am a very good insulter so I suggest leaving now before you get

hurt and ashamed by my words. I can't help it if you don't take this

warning seriously. So scadaddle while you can. I take extra course

history and other classes and always get straight As, when I bet you

guys haven't even gotten higher than a D ever! Last warning if you

don't like being insulted. You guys are soooo creative! Calling

Archuleta "Gaspy" was so clever! Gaspy sounds good, considering it has

no resemblence to Archuleta whatsoever. You guys need some new,

CREATIVE nicknames for the idols this season. That is called sarcasm in

case you guys are incapable of comprehending. Since you called

Archuleta a name, I figure it's appropriate under these specific

circumstances to call you guys a name. Therefore, by the power of

myself and my well-run club against this site and you guys, we now

sentence you to the name of "F*ckboobs". That's right, we will spread

the word and pretty soon, everybody will be saying F*ckboobs instead of

Vote for the Worst! Aren't you happy? I am! And since it is under the

First Amendment which states we all have freedom of speech, nothing is

stopping me from continuing my f*ckboob wrath on you f*ckboobs. The

world will be so f*ckboobed with your f*ckboobedness that even Ryan

Seacrest will be bleeped out when discussing you f*ckboobs! So even

though this letter may be a few months late from Season 7, I feet it's

better late than never. So enjoy being called f*ckboobs forever and

ever. You should change your name now to f*ckboobs because you all

f*ckboob yourself f*ckboobedly to your own f*ckboobed f*ckboobs.

F*CKBOOBS.

-Haleigh

15. Favorite Avatar: Cinemaniac

 

 

 

 

16. Favorite Main Page VFTW Post: Adam Lambert Likes to Take Pictures of Himself Making Out With Some Dude

Danny Gokey Fans Want to Kill Us With Kindness (And Bad Spelling)

Posted by thefunnystone on Sunday, July 05, 2009 at 12:06 PM EDT

Poor disilusioned Danny Gokey fans (we know, some people are really stupid) have had enough of everyone in the world talking bad about Danny. Instead of realizing that when a majority of people think something it might be true, the Gokey fans are starting a campaign to go around the internet and post nice things about Danny the douche where negativity is being spread. So far, none of them have come to the biggest site that ridicules Gokey (aka here). But as always, it gives us plenty of comments to laugh about.

Let the cry go out! We can't take this anymore. WE ARE GOKEY! (rawr). Who shall we spam first?

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE CAN'T ALOOW IT I WAS MEMBE RTHERE UNTIL THEY STARTED THIS H8!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T ALOW IS PLZ!!!! PLZ WE CAN'T ALLLOW DANNY'S NAME 2 B USED SO BADLY LIKE THIS... PLZ SRY IM LIKE...CRYING.....

FIGHTING EVIL BY MOONLIGHT, WINNING LOVE BY DAYLIGHT. NEVER RUNNING FROM A REAL FIGHT! HE IS THE ONE NAMED SAILOR GOKEY

So apparently Danny Gokey is a douche and his fans are morons. Wait, that's not news.

FramesDirect.com Wants to Go Out of Business

Posted by thefunnystone on Saturday, June 13, 2009 at 12:53 PM EDT

Looks like no one told Framesdirect.com what a douche Danny Gokey is. He's hawking his glasses on the site, as if anyone wants to look like him. Every style looks the same: douchey.

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