By WHATEVIA SANTIAGO, AP Awards Show Correpondent – Thurs Jun 16, 11:51 pm ET

Newly engaged Paul McDonald has more than just his fiancee Nikki Reed to celebrate; he's also the winner of 4 Whatevia Awards. The Whatevia Awards take place every year on the Vote for the Worst website to honor and award the entertaining moments that the site's viewers loved but America hated. 

McDonald took home the award for Favorite VFTW Performer, as well as an award for his rose suits in the Favorite VFTW Wardobe Choice category. He was also part of the group that won Best Karaoke Performance by a Duo or Group for "So What" and won his fourth award for outlasting Pia Toscano and causing outrage among American Idol fans. When asked what winning 4 Whatevia Awards meant to him, Paul gave an inspiring acceptance speech that started with, "How y'all doin' this evening?" and then transitioned into incoherent rambling.

Casey Abrams nearly deficated on himself after winning the Favorite Performance by a Lead Karaoke Singer for "Smells Like Teen Spirit," not because he was excited, but because he has ulcerative colitis. Ulcerative colitis is a type of inflamatory bowel disease that affects the large intestine and rectum. The disease affects 50 of every 10,000 people. To celebrate, Abrams and recent girlfriend Haley Reinhart spent 10 minutes growling into a microphone on the stage, causing host Dave Della Terza to give them a standing ovation. "I loved that shit," Della Terza said in a post-show press conference

Other winners included Fantasia's "Collard Greens and Cornbread" in the Favorite American Idol Alumni Train Wreck Song Release category and Taylor Hicks's performance with Steven Colbert in the Favorite American Idol Alumni Moment of the Year.

The return of the Constantine Maroulis Lifetime Acheievement Award of Suck went to overall failure Carly Smithson for losing yet another record deal and making almost no money while perfoming at Idol events. When asked for comment, Smithson rasied her middle finger and started to cry. Smithson's biggest fan, Richard Rushfield, was seen rocking back and forth and muttering to himself shortly after the awards ceremony eneded.

After finding out that she did not win any awards, Haley Reinhart smoked a bowl and said, "Well, that's the breaks, kid. At least I can go back to my job at Hooters. Anyone got any Cheetos?" Two-time nominee Rachel Zevita was spotted at the Naima Adedapo after party asking how she could've lost after she wore a cape on stage. Adedapo lamented, saying. "I know, girl. I screamed 'Boom fire!' and danced like I was having a seizure. I guess American Idol really is biased toward guys."

The full list of nominees and winners is available by clicking "read more."

VFTW Radio 6/16/11 Announces the 2011 Whatevia Award Winners Live

Posted by thefunnystone on Thursday, June 16, 2011 at 11:10 PM EDT

Who won the 2011 Whatevia Awards? And who will be the winner of the prestigious Constantine Maroulis Lifetime Achievement Award of Suck? Some of the awards are easy to predict but you'll be surprised at others. Listen live as Dave, Deb, Sean, and Slack break it down with some guest callers.

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VFTW Radio will be taking a hiatus for the summer, but we'll be back in September to ridicule the US X Factor. See you then!

Whatevia Awards 2011 - Next Thursday, June 16

Posted by thefunnystone on Thursday, June 09, 2011 at 11:12 AM EDT

The VFTW Radio broadcast of the 2011 Whatevia Awards has been moved to next Thursday, June 16 at 10 PM Eastern. Make sure to listen live then at alldigitalradio.com to find out who won. See you next week!

Announcing the 2011 Whatevia Awards Nominees

Posted by thefunnystone on Thursday, May 26, 2011 at 8:24 PM EDT

The Whatevia Awards are back for 2011 and better than ever. After what could be considered the best season of American Idol ever, the competition for Vote for the Worst's annual awards show is fierce. Leading the nominees is loveably kooky Paul McDonald with an impressive 8 nominations. No one else even comes close. Other impressive nominees are sassy stoner Haley Reinhart, growling Casey Abrams, fashion disaster Lauren Alaina, and over the top Jacob Lusk with 4 nominations each. So click "read more" below and vote for your favorites by Sunday, June 5. The winners will be announced live on VFTW Radio on Thursday, June 9. So don't wait, vote now and let's give this year's American Idol contestants their first (and likely only) awards they'll ever receive. They deserve it for a job well done!

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