Due to the fact that Adam Lambert's songs are pure shit and no one will play them on the radio, there is now a new contest to win a concert with Adam, Allison, and Kris altogether. Adam is not anywhere near the draw that 19E was expecting, so they have to package him with Kris and Allison to get anyone besides the Sparkle Cows interested. Meanwhile, Kris Allen's single is slowly climbing the charts and doing well for itself. We love irony. (News via MJ's Big Blog)

Allison Iraheta - Friday I'll Be Over You

Posted by thefunnystone on Monday, October 05, 2009 at 3:38 PM EDT

This is Allison's first single. It's not very creative, but we like her still anyway for her quirky personality. We think she can do a lot better than this song though. But this is obviously going to be better than anything Adam Lambert records.

Allison Iraheta and Crying Girl Backstage at the Idol Tour

Posted by thefunnystone on Wednesday, July 22, 2009 at 5:30 AM EDT

Funny picture! Insert your own caption in the comments.

It's Raining Thongs and Bras

Posted by thefunnystone on Saturday, July 18, 2009 at 3:35 PM EDT

On the Vancouver stop of the Idol tour, during Allison and Adam's "Slow Ride" duet, someone throws a bra and then some panties on stage. And it's a big bra, probably from a 300 pound frau named Sue Ellen. Why did they pick them up? At least they got the undies off the stage as quickly as possible so the diseases didn't manifest in a toxic cloud.

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