Do you really want to watch 2 hours of people sitting in chairs being told yes or no? We encourage you not to, especially since we spoiled the entire top 36 two weeks ago. So click here for the list of who makes the top 36 and skip the show tonight and do something fun. But if you're forced to watch, feel free to join us in The Chair Episode Play By Play. Oh, and it'll be hilarious to watch the frauen and tweens melt down tonight after Tatiana Del Toro, Nick Mitchell, and Von Smith make it to the top 36. It's going to be hilarious, so check back in later for some posts from around the web.

Nick Mitchell's character "Normund Gentle" does a little song and dance for us. So VFTW! We love it! Though why can't Normund afford to buy a new shirt every now and then?

A list of the top 36 was just sent to us via e-mail. How reliable is this list? It looks like it! We've talked to JoesPlace and done some more research and we're all pretty sure this is right. Thanks to JP for helping us out with this, we make a good team. So here you go, without further ado, more likely than not, your top 36 (click read more for the list). That's a pretty big spoiler! (Updated 2/4/09)

Adam Lambert

Alexander Wagner-Trugman

Alexis Grace

Allison Iraheta

Ann Marie Boskovich

Anoop Desai

Arianna Ayesha Afsar

Brent Keith

Casey Carlson

Danny Gokey

Jackie Tohn

Jasmine Murray

Jeanine Vailes

Jessica Langseth

Joanna Pacitti

Jorge Nunez

Junot Joyner

Kai Kalama

Kendall Beard

Kristen McNamara

Kris Allen

Lil Rounds

Matt Breitzke

Matt Giraud

Megan Corkrey

Michael Sarver (JoesPlace says this is our mystery Michael)

Mishavonna Henson

Nathaniel Marshall

Nick Mitchell

Ricky Braddy

Scott MacIntyre

Stephen Fowler

Stevie Wright

Taylor Vaifanua

Tatiana Del Toro

Von Smith

So what do you think? So much VFTW potential here!