1-866-856-8305 Mental Hanson was in full form tonight. We even got rid of Maroon5 clones Hatch and Penis with Falshitto band The Likes of You. Dicko thinks Light of Doom is a little weird and that "it feels like a gimmick." It is... a VFTW gimmick! The lead singer also called Bernie Taupin, "Bernie Poppin". So to help preserve the memory of our favorite doughboy, vote for Light of Doom! You can vote from 10 PM to midnight (9 PM to 11 PM central), and no one watches this crap show, so the lines are wide open. Let's weird Dicko out even more and make the judges listen to our favorite 12 year old rockers every week... up until they're signed for a record contract with 19Entertainment. Yay! Don't let us down, vote. This show is absolutely terrible and needs these kids to make it remotely watchable. Bernie Poppin wants it that way.

According to Risty007 at the VFTW message board, Light of Doom is SAFE this week. VFTW Victory! Risty attended the show and knows the 2 bands who went home. Click "read more" to find out who they are.

Vote as much as you can for Light of Doom this week! 1-866-U-LOVE-03 (also known as 1-866-856-8303). The metal Hanson was highly entertaining and the judges weren't feeling them. We have to admit, the judges were actually pretty on the mark this show. They were pretty cool, we like them more than Simon, Paula, and Randy. And yes, there were some good bands and some awful bands. But no one was as awkwardly endearing as Light of Doom. Do this, kids! Make sure you guys vote as much as you can from 10 PM to mighdnight (9 PM to 11 PM central). Don't stop dialing until your fingers bleed kids' bop metal!

Feeling embarrassed that you're the only person you know watching The Next Great American Band? Wondering if you should even bother tuning in to the second episode after the show tanked miserably in the ratings? Don't feel bad, come make fun of the awfulness with us. A show like this is much better when you can tear it apart and appreciate the train wreck factor. For all of you lurkers, make sure to register on our site and come join us at our Next Great American Band message board. And as always, we have the hilarious Professor Chan, who will be relentlessly mocking this show the way it deserves to be mocked. Hard and often. So if you're sick of the falshitto coming from The Likes of You, if you can't stand the fact that the best girl band the show could find is the terrible Rocket, and if you're not at all looking forward to Gina Glocksen's old band Dot Dot Dot sucking on stage every week, we can help. Trust us, the show is much better when you realize it's meant to be bad. Oh so bad.