The Coughing Worked! Megan is Safe! ALEXIS IS GONE! VFTW Victory!

Posted by thefunnystone on Wednesday, March 18, 2009 at 3:43 PM EDT

Megan is safe! Great work, Worsters. Our girl made it on tour to keep mispronouncing words and entertain us with her oddity. Gotta love it! And Alexis is gone. Bye bye 12 year old hooker, you weren't worth the screen time. Go pop out more babies and don't bore us with your stupid "dirty it up" storyline anymore. And don't step on your babies. Sweet victory! We'll update shortly with the results. Megan wasn't even in the bottom 3. VFTW Victory! You can send us thank you letters here.

Idol Staffer Says She Knows The Final Four

Posted by thefunnystone on Tuesday, March 17, 2009 at 5:12 AM EDT

The New York Daily News reports that an Idol staffer is running around telling anyone who will listen that she knows the final 4 contestants for American Idol season 8. This staffer purports that the final 4 this year is going to be Adam Lambert, Danny Gokey, Lil Rounds, and Alexis Grace. When asked if this was just the staff member's opinion, she stated, “Those ARE the people,” and that it wasn't speculation. The staffer also says the show wants to see Danny or Alexis win because they have new stories. She claims Adam and Lil are too much like past finalists Chris Daughtry and Mantasia. We can see the Mantasia comparison, but Daughtry? We guess Daughtry's wife really is a beard then. So what do you think? Will Danny, Adam, Lil, and Alexis be the final 4?

So That's Why Alexis Grace Was Pimped Last Night...

Posted by thefunnystone on Wednesday, February 18, 2009 at 7:47 AM EST

Were you wondering why, after a horrible performance where she looked like a 12 year old dressed as a hooker, Alexis Grace was told by the judges that she belongs in the top 12? Well, we found out. SoulPatrol, a poster on our site who belongs to a private message board, says that it's being passed around that Alexis's dad needs a heart transplant and doesn't have health insurance to cover the operation. It's probably going to end up as the "feel good story" of the season, but at the expense of entertaining people like Tatiana moving on. We feel bad for Alexis's dad and all, but Alexis really isn't remotely good enough to make it on this show. Maybe she'll become a future VFTW pick?

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