That's our girl! She isn't at a mall and she didn't forget any words, so we're liking this video 100 times better than the last two we posted. More Megan videos, please.

You voted, we counted. Here's the winners of the 2009 Whatevia Awards. (For the original nominees, click here).

1. Favorite Female VFTW Peformance: Megan Joy - Rockin Robin

2. Favorite Male VFTW Performance: Nick Mitchell as Normund Gentle - And I Am Telling You

3. Favorite Group VFTW Performance: Katrina Darrell and Kara DioGuardi - Vision of Live (finale)

4. Favorite VFTW Contestant Male: Nick Mitchell

5. Favorite VFTW Contestant Female: Tatiana Del Toro

6. Worst Post AI Song: Danny Noriega featuring Diamonique - 24/7

7. Biggest Douche: Danny Gokey

8. VFTW Moment of the Year: Danny Gokey screams at the end of his "Dream On" performance

9. Favorite Message Board Thread: AI8 Photochop Thread

10. Favorite Radio Show Moment: Aperilla calls in and keeps calling back as the hosts hang up on her.

11. Favorite Photochop

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12. Favorite Video: There Are No Standards

13. Favorite Troll Post: aperilla12: I have a baby. But you're right, never been fucked.

14. Favorite Piece of Hate Mail: Hey guys. I am 13 years old which is way older than you

all are I'm sure because you're all so immature! As you can already

tell, I am a very good insulter so I suggest leaving now before you get

hurt and ashamed by my words. I can't help it if you don't take this

warning seriously. So scadaddle while you can. I take extra course

history and other classes and always get straight As, when I bet you

guys haven't even gotten higher than a D ever! Last warning if you

don't like being insulted. You guys are soooo creative! Calling

Archuleta "Gaspy" was so clever! Gaspy sounds good, considering it has

no resemblence to Archuleta whatsoever. You guys need some new,

CREATIVE nicknames for the idols this season. That is called sarcasm in

case you guys are incapable of comprehending. Since you called

Archuleta a name, I figure it's appropriate under these specific

circumstances to call you guys a name. Therefore, by the power of

myself and my well-run club against this site and you guys, we now

sentence you to the name of "F*ckboobs". That's right, we will spread

the word and pretty soon, everybody will be saying F*ckboobs instead of

Vote for the Worst! Aren't you happy? I am! And since it is under the

First Amendment which states we all have freedom of speech, nothing is

stopping me from continuing my f*ckboob wrath on you f*ckboobs. The

world will be so f*ckboobed with your f*ckboobedness that even Ryan

Seacrest will be bleeped out when discussing you f*ckboobs! So even

though this letter may be a few months late from Season 7, I feet it's

better late than never. So enjoy being called f*ckboobs forever and

ever. You should change your name now to f*ckboobs because you all

f*ckboob yourself f*ckboobedly to your own f*ckboobed f*ckboobs.

F*CKBOOBS.

-Haleigh

15. Favorite Avatar: Cinemaniac

16. Favorite Main Page VFTW Post: Adam Lambert Likes to Take Pictures of Himself Making Out With Some Dude

If you're wondering which Idol has the stupidest fans this year, look no further than Adam Lambert (not that you didn't already know this). Megan Joy's mom was running a contest where Megan's fans could win backstage passes to one of the Idol summer concerts. Well, Adam's frauen decided that they would use this opportunity to win the passes so that they could stalk Adam. When Megan's mom caught wind, she had to post:

I am sad to be ending the "50 words or less" contest, as of July 22nd. If you entered the contest prior to July 22, your entry will still be considered.  While I don't blame ANYONE for wanting to go backstage and meet any or all of the top 10 Idols, I prefer my time and energy be spent on Megan's Fans!

Adam fans, you should be ashamed of yourselves for being so stupid. Yet still, some of the Adam frauen won passes by pretending to be Megan fans. One even posted their stupidity online:

I haven't received a confirmation email from AI either and my daughter and I are shaking in our boots worrying the passes won't be there tomorrow when we get there.

I went out and bought a ton of makeup to do my eyes like Adam's are for the tour. I will probably end up looking like a clown and wash it all off. LOL. I'm making an Adam t-shirt tomorrow morning and putting a blue streak in my hair. If I don't chicken out that is.

I experimented with dark blue nail polish yesterday covered in sparkles and liked it so much I never took it off. It's so cool. And I don't care who thinks it looks stupid on an old fart like me. LOL.

I am so nervous. REALLY nervous! And now after hearing that Adam didn't come out to the barricades to sign autographs, I'm even more nervous. I hope he is all right.

OMG! I am meeting Adam Lambert in less than 24 hours!

No one will ever notice that this woman is not a Megan fan. Great camouflage! It seems Adam has been ditching signing autographs after the show anyway because he's had some run ins with the 400 pound frauen. Welcome to your new (and scary) life, Adam.

Our lovely songbird Megan Joy continues to bring the fun to the American Idol tour, as we've heard she's been cawing at the end of some of her songs. Awesomeness! One of the Worsters even got to talk to Megan about her cawing and asked if she was giving a shoutout to VFTW. Read BobDylan4President's recap for the answer.