Adam Lambert's boyfriend Drake LaBry made this video last year. If you can watch the entire thing without your brain exploding, you are a superhuman.

The National Enquirer is reporting that Adam Lambert is dating some guy named Drake LaBry, who is apparently an interior designer. Drake was with the Lambert family at many Idol tapings. Again, we don't particarly care, but we want to prevent getting 1000 emails about this. Scary enough, the guy looks a lot like Adam in that second picture (without the black hair and heavy pancake makeup), so Adam must be a narcissist. A little bit creepy there.