Each week, we'll be featuring the worst songs from each year this decade. We'll be counting down the absolute worst songs to come out each year from 2000 to 2009, and we'll be bringing back all of the songs you wish you'd forgotten. These are the songs that people just can't seem to believe exist, because they're just so terrible. There is a good mixture of guilty pleasures (the awfully funny) and complete crapfests (the awful with no merit). At the end of the 10 weeks, you'll have an opportunity to vote on the worst song of the decade.
2008 brought back a lot of things from the past you'd rather forget about. A lot of the worst songs of the year sampled past music, reintroduced bands we all thought had died, and even put a familiar face at the #1 spot. (This article is a repost of the original on December 11, 2008. For some fun comments from Beyonce fans who were furious at her inclusion on the list, check out that article's comments).
10. The Jonas Brothers – When You Look Me in the Eyes
As if American Idol didn’t prove it already, thank you Jonas Brothers for proving that 11 year old girls have no taste. Apparently tweens get off on gender ambiguous Disney clones with huge eyebrows whining like someone stole their bike. The song? It’s a bad pop song, but there are so many of those. This is top 10 material because the way these guys sing encourages people all over the world to just end their lives so they don’t have to listen to the next Jonas Brothers single.
Each week, we'll be featuring the worst songs from each year this decade. We'll be counting down the absolute worst songs to come out each year from 2000 to 2009, and we'll be bringing back all of the songs you wish you'd forgotten. These are the songs that people just can't seem to believe exist, because they're just so terrible. There is a good mixture of guilty pleasures (the awfully funny) and complete crapfests (the awful with no merit). At the end of the 10 weeks, you'll have an opportunity to vote on the worst song of the decade.
2007 was the year that record labels let teenagers run crazy and release any terrible song they could come up with. We were also introduced to some horrific dances that were accompanied by even more horrific songs. If you don't remember how much you hated Top 40 radio in 2007, take a walk down memory lane and relive your suicidal thoughts:
10. Good Charlotte - I Don't Wanna Be in Love (Dance Floor Anthem)
The lead singer is nasally and the song is about how Hillary Duff or whatever her name is was too good for him so she dumped him. Now he got Nicole Richie pregnant. Trading down, my friend. Trading down.
Each week, we'll be featuring the worst songs from each year this decade. We'll be counting down the absolute worst songs to come out each year from 2000 to 2009, and we'll be bringing back all of the songs you wish you'd forgotten. These are the songs that people just can't seem to believe exist, because they're just so terrible. There is a good mixture of guilty pleasures (the awfully funny) and complete crapfests (the awful with no merit). At the end of the 10 weeks, you'll have an opportunity to vote on the worst song of the decade.
2006 was the year where artists who just plain can't sing dominated the airwaves. A woman who was famous for a sex tape, the most obnoxious overuser of autotune, a lonely goatherd, and others made the radio a painful place. You couldn't turn the dial without your eardrums splitting open. Could 2006 be the worst year for music ever, or will 2009 make 2006 seem utterly brilliant? As we start to head to the end of the decade, check out the songs that made you lose faith in humanity in 2006:
10. Daniel Powter – Bad Day
This song just blows. American Idol sent it to radio repeat hell, but it was a bad song to begin with. So what, you had a bad day? I can't hear this song anymore without picturing awful slow motion montages with the words "it was a great experience" and "I'm so proud of myself" over and over. Not to mention Daniel Powter says in interviews that he doesn't even like it that much. If he doesn't even like it and he makes stupid frowny faces everytime he talks about it, I'm sure not going to like it.
Each week, we'll be featuring the worst songs from each year this decade. We'll be counting down the absolute worst songs to come out each year from 2000 to 2009, and we'll be bringing back all of the songs you wish you'd forgotten. These are the songs that people just can't seem to believe exist, because they're just so terrible. There is a good mixture of guilty pleasures (the awfully funny) and complete crapfests (the awful with no merit). At the end of the 10 weeks, you'll have an opportunity to vote on the worst song of the decade.
2005 was the year that incorporated way too much obnoxious spelling into songs. Suddenly, every coke whore with a record deal had to prove that she could also pass a 3rd grade spelling bee. So let's take a listen to the elementary school dropouts who made you remember the value of an education (and decent tune) in 2005:
10. Weezer- Beverly Hills
Would anyone really go to the Playboy mansion to hear Weezer play? Would anyone even go to a bowling alley to hear Weezer play? Certainly not if it's this song. The Playboy Mansion isn't even in Beverly Hills, they should actually be singing Holmby Hills. Incredibly boring, incredibly repetitive, and a waste of radio space that took up way more time than it deserved.