Seriously. VFTW picks Heidi and Spencer on I'm a Celebrity Get Me out of Here are truly awesome. Reports are now in that both have injured themselves after returning to the game they quit 100 times. First, Spencer "dislocates his thumb"

Before the lights were even shut off, Spencer hurt his hand trying to squish a spider, he called out, "I've dislocated my thumb! Emergency! Call a medic!'" When the medic asked if Spencer could give a thumb's up, he still could. "'Then you haven't dislocated your thumb, Spencer! Sit down! Don't be ridiculous.'" Telegdy says the medic responded, adding that Spencer continued, "'No, I've got to see a medic! This is the worst thing I've ever done in my life!'"

Then, Heidi is rushed to the hospital on Saturday

We've learned Heidi was rushed to the hospital and diagnosed with a gastric ulcer, after being held with hubby Spencer Pratt in a dark room for a day and a night with only water, rice and beans. It was designed as punishment because they left the show. One cast member described their treatment this way -- "It's the same as Guantanamo Bay." And get this ... a cast member tells us NBC execs tried to convince Heidi to stay on the set rather than take an ambulance to a hospital for treatment. She has now left the hospital and is on meds.

This show just keeps getting better and better. Hopefully they quit again, come back, and keep injuring themselves and getting pissed off. Who knew putting these two in the jungle would be such comedy gold? Spencer and Heidi for the win!

Well, this has just gotten 100 times stupider and funnier. Let's just hope the Creepy Flesh Colored Bearded One and his Mother Teresa-esque wife are back on the show tonight.

E! News is reporting that Speidi might return to the show tomorrow. Hallelujah!

But E! News has learned that, though the Pratts did leave the show's jungle set, they have scrapped plans—if there ever were any plans at all—to fly back to Los Angeles tonight and they are planning a dramatic return on Wednesday's episode.  

We don't even care if this is a publicity stunt. It's hilarious to watch the other celebrities get angrier every day at every stupid thing Spencer and Heidi do. Bring 'em back and we'll vote for them to stay every time to make everyone in the camp and everyone in America angry. Best.Decision.Ever.

We'd say vote for Janice Dickinson (1-877-5-KEEP-04), but we want Speidi back. So instead let's wait and see what happens and if they get to come back or if some other person from "The Hills" has to join before we vote for anyone.

Seriously though. Any of the big wigs on the show reading this site: Put. Speidi. Back. On. The. Show. The other celebrities will throw a shit fit and we'll get more classic television. Clearly every episode centers around the hilarious Pratts. They're Bible beaters who curse and fight. They quit everything. They mock everyone else. They have overinflated opinions of themselves. It's like a VFTW dream come true... which is probably why it didn't last long. So get the Pratts back to the jungle immediately if you want to save this show, and we'll do our part to call in for them if that happens.