Oh come on now! After picking Speidi on "I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here", the two soon quit the show once Heidi became ill and was rushed to the hospital. Then we pick Janice Dickinson. She was providing great entertainment, but now it seems she's been rushed to the hospital too. Either the show isn't taking good care of the celebrities or we're cursing them into getting hurt. Spooky. Janice, you can't leave too. Come on now!

After stealing a granola bar and pissing at camp, Janice Dickinson stays on the show and that moron Daniel Baldwin is voted out. VFTW Victory! Janice continues to entertain and make "I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here" great and we love her for it. As Daniel was being voted out and everyone hugged him, Janice kept shouting, "Vote no on Prop 8!" and completely ignored him. Gotta love her! Though why is she associating with that douche Perez Hilton that no one likes? Ah well, everyone has a fault or two. We forgive ya, Janice. Make sure to watch again next week as Janice is likely to defecate in Stephen Baldwin's shoes. That's quality television, folks.

It's an honor to get to pick a truly awesome person as our VFTW pick: Janice Dickinson. Janice makes every show she is on a true masterpiece of television. She's rude, she's crass, she's blunt, she wanted Speidi to stay, and she doesn't give a shit about what other people think. In other words, she's a Worster. So honor her by calling 1-877-5-KEEP-04, but then register tons of fake email addresses and vote at the website. It's easier, faster, and you get more votes in. Janice can thank the Gay Nation again if she makes it, but she can also thank the Worsters. But if Janice leaves, that truly makes the show non-Worsterific.

When Janice Dickinson met Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt on the plane to Costa Rica, the 3 may have formed an Unholy Alliance for I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here. We hope so! Also more on Heidi and Spencer wanting to quit... one of the VPs at NBC had to fly to Costa Rica to convince the crappy couple to stay in the competition. Heidi then bitched that there were no real celebrities in the cast and, "you could've at least gotten Kevin Federline." This is comedy gold already. Tune in tonight, 8/7 central on NBC.