Looks like frequenting massage parlors to find prostitutes finally caught up with Jeff, eh? RadarOnline.com has the divorce papers that Jeff Archuleta filed in February of 2009. The couple wasn't exactly a typical, loving family... Lupe and Jeff filed for divorce in 2002 but then stayed together when their cash cow Gaspy won Star Search. How convenient. But now after the prostitution sting, maybe Lupe finally had enough? Jeff is also requesting that Lupe pay him $349 in child support each month. So Jeff's keeping the kids? Seems like a bad idea to us after the reports about his temper and Gaspy's strange behavior. Either way, the Archuleta family's misery will probably make RadarOnline.com and TMZ happy for months to come.

Hilariously accurate.

Hilarious! David Archuleta's father, Jeff Archuleta, was arrested for soliciting a prostitute in a massage parlor. Jeff is cited as admitting to police that he was receiving sexual favors from a prostitute, but his attorney later took back that claim and said Jeff was treating a back problem. We all know Jeff is an unattractive man who probably can't get women. But can't he at least get a frau that he doesn't have to pay for due to the fact that he's Gaspy's dad? At least Gaspy won't run into the same problem unless the massage parlor is run by dudes. The Archuleta family never fails to entertain VFTW. What will they do next?

P.S. If anyone finds the mug shot, send it to us ASAP. We will love you forever.

We told you last week that Jeff Archuleta had been banned from backstage at Idol for various reasons, including TMZ's story that he cost the show lots of money when he changed some lyrics to son David Archuleta's song. The National Ledger now reports that the last straw that got Stage Dad from Hell banned was the fact that he tried to make a side deal with one of Idol's sponsors while they were on a video shoot. Apparently, Jeff may have tried to get an endorsement deal for David and harassed the sponsors. Sounds like Ford to us, as that's the only video shoot the contestants do each week. Could David be a Ford spokesperson? It'd be nothing like Syesha, the Ford ringer this year. Besides, David probably can't reach the pedals yet. Also, in the commercials, they might not like the awkward gasping.