Dude. Give up already. You are terrible. And not in a fun VFTW way. In a sad, sad way.

Blake Lewis was set to play a show with a band called Dino-Mech. Dino-Mech made the poster on the left to promote the show, and we love it. Then Blake Lewis's tour handlers (read: Blake's dad) was mad about it and had Dino-Mech removed from the tour. The Free Times reports that band member Ryan Hurley says, "“we were informed by a friendly member of the New Brookland Tavern staff that Blake Lewis (who remained a recluse in his tour bus the entire day) had personally requested to his management that we not be allowed to play because he felt that our flyers were mocking him." They do mock him because he sucks and no one likes him. We like this band. Let's get them on our radio show!

...singing with Aaron Carter seems like a good career move. Seriously, dude. It's over. The only step down from Aaron Carter is Soulja Boy.

Well, the "I'm not talented but I can be patriotic" thing worked for Kristy Lee Cook... It's as if Blake is trying to embarrass himself more and more each time YouTube videos are posted of him. Dude, you're an idiot.