Howard Stern has supported VFTW in the past, and now he'll be doing it on another level: as a judge on America's Got Talent. With Howie Mandel and Sharon Osbourne on the judging panel with Howard, the crazies will be running the asylum. But not so fast - Howard tells Rolling Stone he's going to be a serious judge and that he won't led the goofy people through. We don't believe that for a second. So next summer we'll see what exactly Howard Stern as a judge means. It'll probably be pretty awesome.
OK, so there was a juggler on America's Got Talent. And he kept dropping his pins while wearing a hilarious outfit and singing the "Oh yeah! song. You just can't beat that. He has no chance but dial 1-866-602-4809 and vote online too.
There were so many great acts on America's Got Talent tonight. A talking bird took a shit on stage (literally). A comedian told jokes about clubbing baby seals. An opera sang off key and had a fat guy pose as Cupid. They were all great. But the personal VFTW favorite is Those Funny Little People, a group of gnomes who dance and make Piers absolutely livid. So let's sneak the gnomes through and piss off Piers. Howie Mandel would love us for it. And Howie is the best judge. Dial 1-866-60-AGT-03 or go to http://www.nbc.com/americas-got-talent/vote/ to vote as well.
Prince Poppycock took 4th on America's Got Talent... boo! But in a surprise twist, Demon Spawn little girl didn't win either. The frau vote was strong and the guy that pretended to be broke and poor and not have a record contract ended up winning. What was his name? We don't remember. We don't care. But at least Poppycock made it to the finale. Great work, everyone!