Say it ain't so! Siobhan Magnus, the newly minted VFTW pick got one week of our love and she went home. This is clearly a direct result of all of the people out there who kept posting here: "Siobhan is safe. Why did you pick her? I'm not voting for her, she doesn't need it." Well she did, and you let her down. Bastards. But it was so worth it to vote for Siobhan for one week because she was awesome and deserved our love, if only for a week. Did we curse her? Are we powerful enough to do that?

So now we need a new pick already! Listen to VFTW Radio at alldigitalradio.com and let us know who we should pick. And in tribute to Siobhan, click Read More to see RaptorJesus69's masterpiece: The Gashlycrap Tinnies! In memory of Siobhan.

Sure we lost Timmy last week, but Siobhan Magnus is doing it for the Worsters in style this week. She wandered around the stage and made faces that we absolutely loved. Then the mic kept giving her feedback, probably because it was confused as to what the hell was going on. And it all ended with a scream so awesome that Simon said it sounded like she was "giving birth." The show was a gignatic snoozefest until Siobhan came out and screeched her way into our hearts, so let's make sure we don't lose that next week. Vote for her at 1-866-436-5706 or 1-866-436-5712. Either number works, but the second number is usually less busy, so give that one a try first. You can also text VOTE to 5706.

Be a good Siozombie and vote your fingers off for the new VFTW Princess, the awesome Siobhan Magnus.

Although we were deprived of Tim Urban's awesome rendition of "Man, I Feel Like a Woman", Siobhan Magnus should provide us with a VFTW worthy moment during Shania Twain's theme week. Siobhan, we love you for the fact that you take risks and entertain us, so don't play it safe this week. Go all out and make us proud! The full list of Shania songs is available on iTunes, and we got the list from MJ's Big Blog. Click Read More to see all of the songs available, and leave a comment with your choice for Siobhan.

We mourn the loss of Tim Urban today as possibly the greatest VFTW pick of all time, lasting 9 weeks of pure awesomeness. But as always, we move forward and pick the next most entertainingly bad contestant. And there really isn't another choice for us besides Siobhan Magnus. This show has become so milquetoast with bland performances from the likes of Casey, Aaron, and Lee each week. The only Worster thing to look forward to is Siobhan's screeching, talking back to the judges in the slowest possible manner, strange outfits, and bipolar antics. She's been slowly but surely campaigning for our love for weeks, and it looks like it finally paid off. She's clearly one of the worst singers and she does the #1 thing that a VFTW pick has to do: entertain. So let's keep this girl on the show for at least another week or two, because whatever she picks for Shania Twain week, we know we're gonna love it. Caricature coming soon.

Also, please don't let all of the activity today take you away from bidding in our VFTW Relay for Life Charity Auction. It's for a great cause.