Turns out there was a guy named Tim Urban who appeared on The Apprentice a few years ago. And when he found out that there was now a Tim Urban on American Idol threatening his status as the entertainment world's most famous Tim Urban, well he was none too happy and took to his blog to share. The Apprentice's Tim found out about Idol's Tim when some teenage girls messaged him "u r soo hot!!!"

Tim's blog is really funny. The guy has a total Worster sense of humor. And honestly, if we have to choose now, The Apprentice's Tim seems a lot funnier and more awesome than Idol's Tim. Especially since Apprentice Tim says, "just as I'm getting comfortable, this little 20-year-old fucker pops in out of nowhere with his guitar." Awesomeness. We got your back, Tim.

Edited to Add: Better Tim updated his blog today.

Chris Golightly was in all of the group shots for the top 24 (see the picture, how can you miss that hideous hair?), but all of a sudden, Tim Urban was in the silly dance scenes. What happened? Chris was disqualified? BWAHAHAHAHA. Loving it! Best news of the week.

According to Idol360, Samantha Musa twittered that Chris was disqualified for having an old contract that he didn't tell them about. Love it! So now Tim Urban was swapped into the top 24 at the last moment and Chris Golightly is out. Bye bye Little Orphan Trannie. This is the best news of the week!

(None of these contestants are 100% confirmed in Hollywood, but we have sources that suggest they've made it to Hollywood for season 9 of American Idol)

Tim Urban is a Christian singer from Dallas. He's a bit of a cheeseball and a bit bland (which is obvious by his list of favorite musicians being John Mayer, Jack Johnson, James Taylor, and Josh Groban), but his voice is decent and he doesn't really seem like a douche. We'll see if he makes it to the top 24 or if he's merely fodder.