By WHATEVIA SANTIAGO, AP Awards Show Correpondent Wed Jun 16, 11:54 pm ET

Tim Urban may not like Vote for the Worst, but the site proved they loved him tonight at the 2010 Whatevia Awards. Urban swept the awards, winning the 3 major categories: VFTW Moment of the Year, Favorite VFTW Contestant, and Favorite VFTW Performance by a Lead Karaoke Singer. The night's other big winner, Adam Lambert, cleaned up in the alumni categories by winning Favorite American Idol Alumni Moment of the Year and Favorite American Idol Alumni Train Wreck Song Release for his American Music Awards performance and his single "For Your Entertainment" respectively.

When asked what this moment meant to him, Urban said, "I'm not excited I was nominated for any awards. It's not anything anybody should be proud of. I have no comment." After hearing Urban's acceptance speech, Vote for the Worst site founder Dave Della Terza then gave Urban another award just for the heck of it. Lambert was too busy taking a cheese grater to his face to offer a quote.

Other winners included cute-as-a-button Idol contestant Haeley Vaughn's performance of "I Wanna Hold Your Hand" in the Favorite VFTW Performance by a Supporting Karaoke Singer category, Katy Perry's mocking of Kara DioGuardi in the Favorite Direction by a Karaoke Judge or Mentor category, and Siobhan Magnus's butterfly outfit in the Favorite Awful Wardrobe Choice by a Karaoke Singer category.

Lee DeWyze also pulled off his first and likely only award win in the Favorite VFTW Performance by a Karaoke Group or Duo with his finale medley with the band Chicago.

A surprise award called the Lifetime Achievement Award of Suck was given to Constantine Maroulis for his efforts at making a complete fool of himself everywhere he goes. In honor of being the first recipient of the award, Vote for the Worst's founders are renaming the award the Constantine Maroulis Lifetime Achivement Award of Suck. Maroulis celebrated by giving gonorrhea to an 18 year old female fan.

Other shocking wins included Hanson's Danny Gokey babies chop and Mrs. Cookie's hate mail letter. It is also rumored that Crystal Bowersox actually bathed and washed her hair to attend the awards ceremony, hoping to win for her VTW shoutout. She was happy for Urban though, saying, "Hey at least he doesn't have to sign this fucking 19 Entertainment contract. He's just lucky all around, isn't he?"

The Whatevia Awards take place every year on the Vote for the Worst website to honor and award the entertaining moments that the site's viewers loved but America hated. Magnus summed up the importance of winning her award best by saying, "Blarghalarrrzzzzz!!!!!!"

The complete list of winners is available by clicking "read more."

 

Well, it's late May again; time to watch all the TV finales, get ready for summer, and to celebrate all the VFTW Victories! we always have during American Idol. Season 9 was a season of change (sic. decay) for American Idol but one thing that never changes is that there's always a worst. And while the show struggles with pathetic ratings and Simon leaving, VFTW struggled with choosing only one person as our pick from what was the worst cast EVER. Struggled until one young, shirtless, clueless man smiled his way into our lives, making VFTW history in the process. Read on to re-visit all the VFTW Victories we celebrated this year...

America is Racist! Haeley is Gone. At Least Tim is Safe!

Posted by thefunnystone on Thursday, March 04, 2010 at 9:00 PM EST

Haeley Vaughn went home, boo to that! America put it's KKK hood on again and voted out the minorities. But Tim Urban is safe. So it's a 50/50 victory for us. Totally bittersweet. We'll miss our lithping printheth so much. She was awethome. So we'll have to make a new girl pick soon. Check back and see what we're gonna do, and leave a comment here with who you think we should pick and why. Didi and her breakdowns? Lacey and her boringness? Lilly and her weirdness? What do you think?

Vote for Haeley Vaughn! 1-866-IDOLS-02

Posted by thefunnystone on Wednesday, March 03, 2010 at 9:48 PM EST

Haeley Vaughn sang "The Climb" with her adorable lisp and gigantic smile and she made us proud. The judges hated it. Randy called it excruciating. Simon called it a complete and utter mess. We call it perfect. Haeley needs a lot of help to survive after that though, so dial 1-866-IDOLS-02 as much as you can and text 'VOTE' to 5702. Make it count and save the lithping printhess of VFTW!

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