Another year, another VFTW Victory! And American Idol made it too easy, providing us with contestants like Tatiana and Normund Gentle. But little did they know their greatest gift to us was the train wreck known as Adam Lambert, his housewife fans and his epic failure of a career. Read on to see all the other kind gifts given to VFTW in 2009 by American Idol, along with all other going-ons in the wacky Universe of voteforetheworst.com