VFTW's evil plan of getting America's horny housewive's and raging teen tards on our side by spreading pictures of Tim Urban shirtless has been working like a charm as Tim Urban is getting ready to be our pick for a fourth week! And now it's time to get another huge American Idol voting block onto our side, Fundie Christians. My fellow Brothers, our son Tim Urban went on some Mission thingy to South Africa to save the chillrun. Please join your fellow brothers at VFTW this coming Tuesday as we try to get our brother Timmy onto the American Idol Tour! Jesus would want you to.

We're teaming with AOL Television to name the 10 worst 'American Idol' semifinalists ever. Here's our pick for #5. Check AOL Television tomorrow for the pick at #4. We'll be switching back and forth over the next 2 weeks to get the entire list of 10 up.

Name: Janay Castine
Season: 4
Worst Performance: 'Hit Em Up Style'
Why We Loved Her (But Everyone Else Hated Her): Janay Castine got almost zero camera time leading up to her semifinal performances, so most people saw her as fodder. VFTW certainly wasn't excited about her until she made her way onto the stage like a shaky robot during the first semifinal week and busted out Jessica Simpson's "I Wanna Love You Forever".

Tonight's performance was an approximation of a real episode of American Idol and not a horror show like the Boys' Night.