We tried, but Airpocaylpse did not make it into the next round of America's Got Talent. Instead, the shitty kid singer Nathaniel made it. Well hey, maybe we can vote for him if all of our train wreck acts get kicked out. Thanks for voting! We knew it was incredibly unlikely for us to get a VFTW act into the top 3 vote getters out of 12, but hey, VFTW likes tough odds.

If you've been watching America's Got Talent this year, you know that there are tons of hilariously terrible people in the semifinals. Unfortunately, only 4 acts move on from each group of 12, meaning we're unlikely to have a big influence (especially with all of the little kid acts that people will love). But we still encourage you to vote just for fun to see what happens. This week, we want you to vote for Airpocalypse. They're an air guitar band. Seriously. Acts with real instruments were kicked out so these guys could make it. Can you imagine a group of musicians that don't play instruments making it through to the next round? Totally worth it. So go ahead and vote. You get 10 votes per method:

1) Dial 1-866-602-4803 ten times.

2) If you have AT&T Wireless, text VOTE to 4803.

3) Vote online ten times per email address here. So register lots of email addresses and keep voting. This is the best method to get in a shitload of votes.

You have from 11 PM Eastern tonight until like 5 AM to vote. So get those votes in pronto.