Life & Style Magazine is reporting that Jessica Simpson has had multiple talks with American Idol producer Ken Warwick to become a judge on the show. Can Jessica even spell judge? One could see how she'd be a good replacement for Paula in that they both can't complete a coherent sentence but Jessica's going to have to drink a whole lot of booze and pop a whole bunch of pills to fill our precious Paula's shoes.

Expect the rumors to really pick up as American Idol quickly approaches decision time. All we know for sure is that next season is going to be a total train wreck, and VFTW will be there to laugh at it!