We know that American Idol wants to get younger and it's taken its first steps as it's gotten rid of someone who looks like a dinosaur, and was popular back when they were around, as Steven Tyler is gone from American Idol. No more molesting underage contestants, no more judge's comments like I liked the first part, and I liked the second part too.
While Tyler's time on Idol was short, it was more than long enough to destroy any credibility he had gained over 40 years. Now with Paula and Tyler gone, we need a new judge to carry on the toxicolgy chain. I know who'd be perfect: Whitney Houston!!!
Oh, wait...
Steven Tyler performed the National Anthem before the Patriots/Ravens game today. Though performed is probably too nice of a world. Murdered. Destroyed. Shat upon. Those are better. This guy is judging people's singing - and we love it. Don't ever change, Steven.
Remember how Steven Tyler has been saying that Aerosmith would perform with James Durbin at the Idol finale? Well it looks like he's the only band member who wants to do that. The Boston Herald reports that the other members of Aerosmith don't want to do it because they'd rather wait to promote something for their band. Besides, the last time we saw Joe Perry was when he played with Sanjaya at the season 6 finale. How could you possibly top that? (Answer: You can't)
On Jimmy Kimmel Live this week, Jimmy has Chritoph Waltz on and he let us in on a secret - he was a judge on American Idol this past week. Why did they edit this out, it's amazing! Spoiler alert: People are killed. Andas Randy would say, "it's the bomb, dawg."