Poppycock Doesn't Win America's Got Talent... But At Least Demon Spawn Lost Too

Posted by thefunnystone on Thursday, September 16, 2010 at 12:44 AM EDT

Prince Poppycock took 4th on America's Got Talent... boo! But in a surprise twist, Demon Spawn little girl didn't win either. The frau vote was strong and the guy that pretended to be broke and poor and not have a record contract ended up winning. What was his name? We don't remember. We don't care. But at least Poppycock made it to the finale. Great work, everyone!

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Posted by thefunnystone on Tuesday, September 14, 2010 at 9:58 PM EDT

Prince Poppycock deserves to win America's Got Talent. He sung his operatic heart out and got buzzed by Piers Morgan. Poppycock then told Piers off and said "I was giving America a fairytale ending, emphasis on the fairy." We love you, even if Piers doesn't, Poppycock. You are a true showman and absolutely entertaining. So we will vote: 1-866-602-4801. Otherwise that demon spawn will win. And that's not cool. 

Prince Poppycock Is In The Top 4 of America's Got Talent!

Posted by thefunnystone on Wednesday, September 08, 2010 at 10:11 PM EDT

Did we do it? Of course we did! Prince Poppycock has made it to the top 4 of America's Got Talent. Hell yes. He made it along with Michael Grimm, Jackie Evancho, and Fighting Gravity. So next week, we need to beat the hick, the college kids, and the demon spawn. Get ready!

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Posted by thefunnystone on Tuesday, September 07, 2010 at 10:50 PM EDT

Prince Poppycock came out on the America's Got Talent stage and sang patriotic songs. He then put up graphics in the background of himself as "queer as a three dollar bill" and called himself a Yankee Doodle Dandy. Poppycock, you're a man after our hearts. You are too perfect and you deserve to win the entire show after that performance. So everyone, vote for Poppycock at 1-866-602-4809.

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