New American Idol judge Mariah Carey is psychotic is so many ways. One of her biggest neuroses is her obsession that she has a 'Good Side" (her right) and an 'Ugly Side' (her left). Look at any picture or video of her and you'll always see only her right side. Anyway, check this video of Mariah and the other Idol judges. The fun starts around the 0:40 mark as Mariah's twisting herself into a pretzel to make us see only her right side.

Nigel's going to be spending more time this year dealing with his two new psycho judges than producing this show.

Those of you who think the war going on between Mariah Carey and Nicki Minaj is fake need to take your heads out of the sand as these two psychos are far from done fighting. Mariah Carey aired her dirty laundry on The View this morning (see video), telling the harpies that many people heard Nicki say, If I had a gun, I would shoot the bitch. Meanwhile, Nicki is enraged and has taken to Twitter and is having a meltdown as I write this (read entire rant here!).

Nigel Lythgoe's probably loving all this publicity. Let's see how much he's loving it when one of these psychos walk off his show before it starts airing next year.

Meanwhile, VFTW is loving this! Finally a reason to watch this dreadful show. There should be no more singing, just 2 hours of Nicki and Mariah going at it!

Which psycho do you think will break down first?

It was only a matter of time...TMZ is reporting that mega-psycho Nicki Minaj went completely apeshit on mega-bitch Mariah Carey at today's American Idol auditions in Charlotte. Mariah enrages Nicki, who screams, "I told them, I'm not f*ckin' putting up with her f*ckin' highness over there." Sources say Nicki later threatened to knock out Mariah, although that part wasn't captured on tape.

This was the type of entertainment VFTW was hoping for when Nicki and Mariah were hired! Meanwhile, Keith Urban and Randy better duck!

It was only a matter of time...TMZ is reporting that mega-psycho Nicki Minaj went completely apeshit at mega-bitch Mariah Carey at today's American Idol auditions in Charlotte. Mariah enrages Nicki, who screams, "I told them, I'm not f*ckin' putting up with her f*ckin' highness over there." Sources say Nicki later threatened to knock out Mariah, although that part wasn't captured on tape.

This was the type of entertainment VFTW was hoping for when Nicki and Mariah were hired! Meanwhile, Keith Urban and Randy better duck!